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Since Homer Officially Stopped Abusing Bart, Here’s 47 Minutes of Every ‘Simpsons’ Strangling Gag
An asphyxiatingly long supercut celebrates every instance of the now-retired running gag
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Botched Videos and Nervous Perspiration: Comics Remember Their First Night at The Improv
Whitney Cummings was sweating so profusely she asked for a pair of scissors to cut out the armpits of her shirt
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- By Matt Solomon
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Billy Crystal Is Willing to Risk Ruining His Darkest Movie
This time we want to see Crystal actually murder somebody
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- By Matt Solomon
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Did the Ancient Egyptians Predict ‘The Simpsons’?
An unearthed Egyptian coffin bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain Bouvier broad
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Questions with Comedian Dina Hashem
Her ‘Dark Little Whispers’ special drops this week on Amazon Prime
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Comedy Franchises to Take Out Behind the Barn
Like your pair of skinny jeans, it’s time for some things to retire
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Garfield Minus Garfield’: The Man Who Popularized the Most Famous ‘Garfield’ Meme Is Still At It
It’s more quarterly than daily these days, but Dublin native Dan Walsh continues to happily tell the saddest chapter in the sad history of Jon Arbuckle
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- By Brian VanHooker
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As Always, ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Might Be Ending... Unless It Isn’t
‘Curb’ Season 12 will premiere in February 2024 and possibly end the series entirely
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Priscilla Presley Was the Perfect Non-Comic Actor for ‘The Naked Gun’ Movies
‘That was one of the questions — have you ever done comedy before, and I said ‘no’’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Maher’s Audience Is Almost Exactly the Same Size As Wyoming’s Population
Maher lost 200,000 viewers during the strike — and, yet, he’s still the ratings king of HBO
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- By Keegan Kelly
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6 Times ‘SNL’ Cast Members Impersonated Each Other
Conclusion: Everybody does an Adam Sandler
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- By Matt Solomon
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10 Female Comedians More Successful Than Amy Schumer
Schumer claims she’s the female comedy GOAT. We beg to differ
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘An Evening With John Cleese’ Is Part Woke Attack, Part Jukebox Musical
Did you hear the racial joke about...?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Now We’re Just Doing ‘Futurama’ to Be Doing ‘Futurama’
Halfway through a 20-episode revival order, Hulu renewed ‘Futurama’ for two more seasons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Stop Making Quinta Brunson Explain Why There Won’t Be A School Shooting Episode of ‘Abbott Elementary’
How is the ‘Abbott Elementary’ star and creator still fielding questions about a Columbine plotline?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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