Cracked Archive - Comedy
Jack Black to Collaborate With the Farrelly Brothers on a Christmas Comedy That Can’t Be Worse Than ‘Shallow Hal’
‘Dear Santa’ will be a film about a boy who accidentally sends his Christmas list to Satan — hopefully there’s no fat suit this time
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- By Keegan Kelly
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2 TikToker Claims That John Mulaney Named His Special ‘Baby J’ As Search Engine-Optimizing Distraction From His Baby Mama Drama
One fan thinks that Mulaney wants to change the results when you Google ‘John Mulaney Baby’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘I’ve Always Considered You Dave Jr.’: David Letterman Has Gone Soft for Jimmy Kimmel
It’s not just the beard, Letterman really is late-night Santa Claus now
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Will Ferrell Tackles a 72-Ounce Steak Challenge While Dressed as Sherlock Holmes
Let’s hope his cardiologist never has to solve the Case of the Cholesterol Crisis
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Sarah Silverman Moves On Without Going Anywhere
On her ‘Grow Some Lips’ tour, Silverman grows up
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jamie Lee Curtis Sticks Her Oscar Exactly Where It Belongs
The ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ supporting star displayed her Oscar next to her other ‘souvenirs’ from the film
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘You Need Grit, Determination and a Small Loan from Your Parents’: Two TikTokers Roast Every Insufferable ‘Grindset’ Podcast
‘If you saved a dollar a day for a year, do you know how much money you’d have? Roughly $30,000’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The ‘Friends’ Theme Song Briefly Killed the Band That Recorded It
The Rembrandts went from being a ‘hip, cool band’ to playing afternoon shows for suburbanites
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Andrew Dice Clay’s Career Reaches TikTok Troll Stage
Hickory dickory dock, the Diceman’s on TikTok
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- By Matt Solomon
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Billy Crystal Posts ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Thirst Trap
We’ll have what he’s having
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bert Kreischer Says Chris Farley Was More Aykroyd Than Belushi
And don’t get him started on ‘Wayne’s World’
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- By Matt Solomon
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George Carlin’s Daughter Wishes Her Dad Was Here to ‘Rip A.I. A New A--Hole’
A ChatGPT-generated ‘George Carlin’ rant has his daughter Kelly cursing computer-generated comedy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bob Odenkirk Says ‘Nobody’ Saved His Life
He accredits his still-beating heart to being in action hero-level shape
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- By Keegan Kelly
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John Oliver Says He Couldn’t Host the Oscars Because He’d ‘Poison the Room’ with ‘Visible Contempt’
Oscar night is anything but magical for Oliver
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Horniest, Most Groanworthy and Passive-Aggressive Attempts at Humor by TV News Reporters
‘How long until someone on television points out that during the COVID shutdown, the folks in Washington were apparently doing at home what Washington has been accused of doing to the American people?’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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