Cracked Archive - Celebrities
6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms
If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.
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- By James Kinneen, Jordan Breeding
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6 Seemingly Normal Celebs With Full-On Crazy Beliefs
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- By Richard Gough
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Your 18 Best 'I Met A Celebrity' Stories
No celebrity will ever meet the bar that Andrew WK raised.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity
Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)
According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.
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- By Mark Hill
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20 Insane Ways Celebrities Get (And Stay) Rich
Talent often pales in value to name recognition.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
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- By Nathan Kamal, Eamon Lahiri
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5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame
You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)
While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People
There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.
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- By Ed Stevens, Gavin Jamieson, Eamon Lahiri
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12 Famous People You Didn't Know Hated Each Other
With great fame comes great responsibility ... to step up your pettiness.
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- By AM Smiley
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Proof That Celebrities Should Never Give Life Tips
Don't famous people have publicists specifically to keep them from saying stuff like this?
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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8 WTF Celebrity Appearances On Foreign Talk Shows
Outside the U.S., talk shows are done differently. Very differently. Sometimes, a lot can get lost in translation, like everybody's minds.
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- By Chris Radomile
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11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot
NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.
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- By Adam Wears, Carolyn Burke, Marina Reimann
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7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode
It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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- 110