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You would think that once famous people made their fortunes, they'd let up off the gas and chill out a bit -- you know, swim in their pools full of gold coins and shit.

But solid gold toilets don't buy themselves, which is probably how we ended up with the following.

George Clooney for Martini

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

Harrison Ford for Uncharted

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

Johnny Cash

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
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Jodie Foster for Kinda Everything

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Dee Snider for Stanley Steemer

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Nicolas Cage for Pachinko

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

Is Nicolas Cage unironically the best celeb? He's always down to take on the weirdest and most random roles. 

Dustin Hoffman for An Australian Telecommunications Company

It's never good to see an acting legend do a mundane commercial but for Dustin Hoffman to appear in an ad for an Australian telecommunications company

Mary J. Blige

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Angelina Jolie for Louis Vuitton

Angelina Jolie advertised a 7,000 Louis Vuitton bag while sitting in a swamp. In Cambodia.
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Ice Cube for Coors Light

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Jamie Oliver for Sadia

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Snoop Dog

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Elvis Costello for Lexus

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Tyler Florence

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Antonio Banderas for Mulino Bianco

Antonio Banderas starred in a series of Italian commercials for Mulino Bianco, a brand of baked products. One of these is a bread commercial in which

I mean he is, in fact, known best for his role as a talking cat. 

Iggy Pop

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Jerry Seinfeld for Windows Vista OS

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Stephen Hawking for Jaguar

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Ashton Kutcher for PopChips

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Madonna for Takara Liquor

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Donald Trump for ACN Video Phones

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Sonny & Cher for The Bible

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