Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.
A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'
There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.
Sometimes actors don't have to pretend.
How many gossip show hosts would be eating ramen right now?
These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.
Creating anything is hit and miss -- for every amazing work, that same artist likely has ten pieces of crap that they'd happily see blasted into the Sun.
We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.
Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.