Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Prince Could Ball! 7 Unexpected Pre-Fame Lives (RIP Prince)

Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.


5 Insane (But Intriguing) Theories About Famous Dead People

A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'


6 Myths About Crime You Believe Thanks To Hollywood

There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.


20 Celebrities Who Have Creepy Animal Lookalikes

We aren't saying these humans and animals share a bloodline. But certainly if you swapped the two, no one would ever notice.


7 Celebrity Pranks That Backfired Horrifically

Pranks are supposed to be lighthearted jokes you play on friends. Of course, it should be no surprise that people take them to psychotic levels.


23 Brutally Honest Celebrity Social Media Posts

Being super rich and famous grants you a lot of freedoms, but with the advent of social media all that could be gone in the blink of an eye.


5 Celebrities Way More Disgusting Than You

As it turns out, many celebrities aren't truly like us -- they're way, way more disgusting than that.


5 Celebrity Feuds That Lasted Entire Careers

Our desire to watch celebrities tear each other to smithereens is nearly insatiable.


18 Ways The World Would Change If Celebrity Culture Vanished

How many gossip show hosts would be eating ramen right now?


5 Things You Can't F#@k Up (Humanity Has Officially Ruined)

These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.


7 Famous People Who Secretly Have Shockingly Bad Resumes

Creating anything is hit and miss -- for every amazing work, that same artist likely has ten pieces of crap that they'd happily see blasted into the Sun.


6 Stupid Celebrities Who Are Secretly Business Geniuses

We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.


If Celebrities Got the Fan Mail They Deserved

Grow some spines, celebrity friends.


5 Legitimately Insane Things Dr. Oz Actually Believes In

Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.