Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Prince Could Ball! 7 Unexpected Pre-Fame Lives (RIP Prince)
Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.
- By Aaron Short
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- September 11, 2015
5 Insane (But Intriguing) Theories About Famous Dead People
A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 08, 2015
6 Myths About Crime You Believe Thanks To Hollywood
There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.
- By Chris Radomile
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- September 08, 2015
20 Celebrities Who Have Creepy Animal Lookalikes
We aren't saying these humans and animals share a bloodline. But certainly if you swapped the two, no one would ever notice.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 30, 2015
7 Celebrity Pranks That Backfired Horrifically
Pranks are supposed to be lighthearted jokes you play on friends. Of course, it should be no surprise that people take them to psychotic levels.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- August 21, 2015
23 Brutally Honest Celebrity Social Media Posts
Being super rich and famous grants you a lot of freedoms, but with the advent of social media all that could be gone in the blink of an eye.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 16, 2015
5 Celebrities Way More Disgusting Than You
As it turns out, many celebrities aren't truly like us -- they're way, way more disgusting than that.
- By Jason Iannone
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- August 13, 2015
5 Celebrity Feuds That Lasted Entire Careers
Our desire to watch celebrities tear each other to smithereens is nearly insatiable.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 13, 2015
The 6 Most Horrifying Real Events Ever Reenacted For Movies
Sometimes actors don't have to pretend.
- By Orrin R. K., Ian Ury, Cathal McGuigan, Tara Marie
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- August 10, 2015
18 Ways The World Would Change If Celebrity Culture Vanished
How many gossip show hosts would be eating ramen right now?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 09, 2015
5 Things You Can't F#@k Up (Humanity Has Officially Ruined)
These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 06, 2015
7 Famous People Who Secretly Have Shockingly Bad Resumes
Creating anything is hit and miss -- for every amazing work, that same artist likely has ten pieces of crap that they'd happily see blasted into the Sun.
- By Micky McMichaelson
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- August 04, 2015
6 Stupid Celebrities Who Are Secretly Business Geniuses
We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 17, 2015
If Celebrities Got the Fan Mail They Deserved
Grow some spines, celebrity friends.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 17, 2015
5 Legitimately Insane Things Dr. Oz Actually Believes In
Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- July 11, 2015
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