Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead
When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'
- By Marcus O'Reilly, Scott Pearson
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- April 06, 2013
6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths
Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"
- By Stephen Milton
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- March 28, 2013
7 Eyebrow-Arching, Post-Fame Careers Of Famous Musicians
If you're about to sign a record contract, take a cue from these seven artists. All have played before thousands-strong audiences, and all have followed up their fame with successful (if totally random-ass) careers.
- By Bashir Mamow, Eric Ding
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- March 24, 2013
5 Moments That Prove Mr. Rogers Was the Greatest American
At my signal, take off those ironic smirks, and don your extra strength smiles, because your faith in human beings is about to get an upgrade.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- March 16, 2013
5 Famous People You Didn't Know Have Real Mutant Powers
Mutants are very real, and they are among us -- in our TVs, and our iPods, and our sexual fantasies.
- By Samuel Flashner
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- March 15, 2013
5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions
You might spot Tom Cruise raving about energy spirits outside of Spago, but you'll never catch some beloved performer straight up worshiping the devil. Right? (Hint: Wrong.)
- By Jake Flores
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- March 14, 2013
5 Myths About Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes
It turns out that some of the most famously juicy, ironic, or poetic deaths ever were nothing like they told you.
- By Sammy Trujillo
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- March 12, 2013
8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)
Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.
- By J.F. Sargent, Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
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- February 12, 2013
8 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives
Some blood connections between celebrities aren't so easy to spot, since they exist between people you'd probably never imagine being in the same room together, let alone getting drunk and having an argument on Thanksgiving.
- By Chris Scott, Kelly Stone
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- January 19, 2013
4 Dangerously Influential Dimwits
There are those people who have been elevated to a position of authority, rightly or wrongly, who use their power and influence to spread their wrongheaded beliefs, not just to the benefit of ignorance, but to the dangerous detriment of those who believe them.
- By Felix Clay
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- December 28, 2012
13 Awesome Photos That Will Make You Happy to Be Alive
Sometimes you need to take a few moments to wipe away the world's grime from your eyes and refill your soul with anything that brings you joy. So here you go.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- December 26, 2012
Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012
Every year, Cracked takes a few minutes to look back and reflect on the lives of the recently deceased whose deaths didn't necessarily make headlines, despite the fact that they each changed your life in some small way.
- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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- December 26, 2012
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