Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Jingles That Were Secretly Written By Celebrities

Your favorite musicians are responsible for the short tunes that inspire madness whenever they're heard.

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Jesus Crashes Archie's Beach Party: 6 Bizarre Comic Cameos

Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.

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Growing Up In The Lab Of My Mad Genius Father: A True Story

Peter's father, Wilhelm Reich, happened to be a famous and controversial psychoanalyst who was thrown in jail by the U,S. government. That made his formative moment somewhat more complicated.

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5 Celebrities Who Hated Fame More Than Kanye Loves It

These people pretty much wish you'd forget about them.

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Photos Of Celebrities Their Publicists Don't Want You To See

It turns out that, no, famous people did not just appear beautifully from the void.

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6 Actors Whose Offscreen Lives Are A Hilarious Surprise

Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.

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6 Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Angry On Twitter

That's it, let it all out - just don't do it on Twitter.

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6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways

Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.

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5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk

Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.

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5 Famous Internet Memes (And Their Lives After Fame)

These people were plucked out of obscurity, turned into memes, and became mega internet famous. So what happened next?

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6 Horrifying Sex Tips From Out Of Touch Celebrities

The thick veil of money and fame that separates celebrities from the normal world often causes them to believe that they're experts at pretty much everything.

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Great Art With Bizarre Flaws You Never Noticed & Can't Unsee

Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.

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Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities

Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.

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5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera

Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.

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6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities

A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.

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