Cracked Archive - Celebrities
6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity
Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- July 30, 2017
6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)
According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.
- By Mark Hill
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- July 25, 2017
6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
- By Nathan Kamal, Eamon Lahiri
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- July 13, 2017
5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame
You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 07, 2017
8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)
While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 04, 2017
4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People
There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.
- By Ed Stevens, Gavin Jamieson, Eamon Lahiri
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- July 02, 2017
[DON'T RUN THIS BEYONCE BABY ARTICLE WITHOUT FACT CHECKING]
Please note that in our rush to get you the facts as quickly as possible, some information might be slightly incorrect.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- June 18, 2017
8 WTF Celebrity Appearances On Foreign Talk Shows
Outside the U.S., talk shows are done differently. Very differently. Sometimes, a lot can get lost in translation, like everybody's minds.
- By Chris Radomile
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- June 06, 2017
The Real Trouble With The GOP We're Too Distracted To Notice
Weird how an act so damning it could end presidential campaigns is now something we're just accepting from the Trump administration wholesale.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 29, 2017
A Celebrity You Don't Like Has Died, Try Not To Be A Dick
Don't say 'I'm sorry for your loss, but ...' Just end your sentences after 'loss' and move on.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- May 27, 2017
11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot
NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.
- By Adam Wears, Carolyn Burke, Marina Reimann
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- May 19, 2017
7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode
It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 15, 2017
8 Great Moments Of Total Insanity In Celebrity Interviews
WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.
- By Justin Crockett
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- May 08, 2017
Why More Celebrities Should Use Chris Pratt's Apology Method
Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 07, 2017
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