Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.
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22 Montel Williams Dated VP Elect, Kamala Harris, Could Have Been Second Gentleman
Talk about the one that got away ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Random Weird Facts About Random Famous People
Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Internet Roasts Kim Kardashian For Tone-Deaf 40th Birthday Party Post
To quote her sister Kourtney, 'Kim, there's people that are dying'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage
It turns out Nic Cage is a much better gambler than his character in 'Honeymoon in Vegas.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Celebrity Claims Of Bizarre Supernatural Encounters
Celebrities are great storytellers.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports
Slow-motion instant replay came from one of the filthiest minds possible.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)
Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic
How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now.
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- By Carly Tennes
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A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote
We regret to remind you that Donald Trump wrote a steamy sexual thriller.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers
It's amazing that Pattinson is playing Batman because he's got the biggest Joker energy we've ever seen.
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- By Lydia Bugg
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And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure
Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)
For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities
McDonalds is just the beginning.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return
Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.
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- By Dan Duddy
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