According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.
While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.
There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.
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Weird how an act so damning it could end presidential campaigns is now something we're just accepting from the Trump administration wholesale.
Don't say 'I'm sorry for your loss, but ...' Just end your sentences after 'loss' and move on.
NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.
It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.
Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.