Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill

You can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill.

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6 Outrageous Ways Hollywood Can (And Will) Screw You Over

Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.

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27 Celebrity Facts We Forgot About Until After They Died

Some celebrities take secrets to their graves. But not a step farther.

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Steven Seagal: Man, Myth, Lunatic

We should be thankful that Steven Seagal dragged his legendary reputation of being an arrogant jerk out of America.

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5 Devastatingly Brilliant Insults (Involving Famous People)

Roger Ebert, may his soul rest in cinematic bliss, could be an absolute savage when it came to roasting people.

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How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs

Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.

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How Overrated Celebrities Tricked The World, In Three Steps

You don't have to be talented, you just need to fool people into believing you're talented.

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27 Disappointing Ads By Celebrities Who Should Know Better

When celebrities decide to capitalize on their fame, things can get sort of bad.

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5 Times Famous People Had Zero Clue How Everyday Life Works

Quentin Tarantino has some very ... unfortunate views on racial slurs.

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7 Celebrity Side Projects That Were Confusing And Insane

Sometimes a celebrity might grow jaded with the good life and want to branch out and try new things. Sometimes they really shouldn't.

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22 Perfect Celebrity Responses To Critics And Trolls

Heckling famous people means your roasting will be witnessed by the entire planet.

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6 Truly Dumbass Bets Made Between Famous People

Zach Braff won a bet and has one of the most distinctive voices on the planet as a his voicemail as a result.

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5 Famous People Who Were The Worst Neighbors Ever

Taylor Swift is just the worst person.

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19 Celebrity Career Highlights And Lowlights

Not every role can be the Tywin Lannister of your career.

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Purchases That Prove Celebrities Have No Concept Of Money

All eight-year-olds should have their own private islands.

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