Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives
These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- March 17, 2020
Celebrity Boo-Boos That Seem Sooo Celebrity
Celebs can’t even get boo boos like a normal person.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 09, 2020
How Celebs Arrived At Stage Names (They're Stuck With)
These will definitely make you want to change your name.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 05, 2020
Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
No Judge. No Justice. All Judy
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 04, 2020
The Clock Around Flav's Neck Just Struck "You're Fired From Public Enemy"
There's one less Public Enemy now.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 02, 2020
Weird Fixations That Celebs Blew The Bank On
It’s not love unless you go broke loving it.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 02, 2020
5 Dumb Ways Celebrity Scandals Were Uncovered
Well, these are some weird shenanigans.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 01, 2020
Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank
We're entering some Injustice League territory here.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 26, 2020
Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
The white sheet of surrender.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 24, 2020
Surprisingly Smart Legal Moves By Famous People
It's not all M&M colors, in celebrity contracts.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 24, 2020
A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- February 20, 2020
Fame Coping Strategies Celebs Use To Stay Sane
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 13, 2020
Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 12, 2020
'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing
Get ready to pretend to be blown away.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 10, 2020
Celebrity Relatives Who Should Be Famous
Behind that spotlight hog there could be somebody even more deserving.
- By PollyDarton, Sarah Philip
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- February 08, 2020
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