Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The job of the paparazzi has gotten twice as difficult and 4x as useless
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 08, 2020
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 05, 2020
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- May 04, 2020
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 01, 2020
Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 27, 2020
As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 27, 2020
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 23, 2020
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 20, 2020
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 15, 2020
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 10, 2020
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2020
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 09, 2020
Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 07, 2020
OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 02, 2020
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