Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities

Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.

• By Andrew McRae
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• January 31, 2020

5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers

Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.

• By Alex Hanton
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• January 17, 2020

No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina

It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.

• By Luis Prada
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• January 13, 2020

Jeff Bezos Donated Some Pocket Change to Australia, Good Job

We're so tired.

• By Adam Wears
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• January 13, 2020

5 Bizarre Plots To Kidnap Celebrities

Surprisingly, the kidnappers often end up hurt themselves.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 10, 2020

'The Goop Lab' Nails The Science Of Scamming Wealthy Women

More like witchcraft, really.

• By Cedric Voets
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• January 08, 2020

A Third Kevin Spacey Accuser Died, Which Seems Like A Lot

Hmm indeed.

• By Luis Prada
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• January 03, 2020

Bumble Unblocked Sharon Stone (But You Still Can't Date Her)

Getting divorced dads' hopes up is just cruel.

• By Cedric Voets
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• January 03, 2020

Dr. Phil's Mansion Is A Crime Against Eyesight

• By Logan Trent
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• January 03, 2020

Where Aren't They Now? 25 Overlooked Deaths Of 2019 (Pt. 2)

They all absolutely left a mark, but their deaths quickly got buried by the next terrible thing that popped up on everybody's trending lists.

• By Justin Crockett
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• December 27, 2019

That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede

100% zoologically accurate.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 24, 2019

5 Former Stars Who Are Back In The News For Weirdo Reasons

Going for that 16th minute.

• By E. Reid Ross, Peter I. Santiago, Marvin Bea, Tee Ngin Rui
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• December 09, 2019

6 Celebrities Who Narrowly Cheated Death In WTF Ways

Some celebrities lives might actually be charmed.

• By Alex Hanton, Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes, Alan Corcoran, W.H. Thomas
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• December 07, 2019

Drake Just Can't Stop Texting Teenage Girls

The internet is calling Drake creepy, and I have to say the internet is right!

• By Lydia Bugg
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• December 04, 2019

6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails

What could go wrong?

• By Zanandi Botes
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• December 03, 2019