Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.
We're so tired.
Surprisingly, the kidnappers often end up hurt themselves.
More like witchcraft, really.
Hmm indeed.
Getting divorced dads' hopes up is just cruel.
They all absolutely left a mark, but their deaths quickly got buried by the next terrible thing that popped up on everybody's trending lists.
100% zoologically accurate.
Going for that 16th minute.
Some celebrities lives might actually be charmed.
The internet is calling Drake creepy, and I have to say the internet is right!
What could go wrong?