13 Celebrities Who Need to Log Off Of Twitter
![13 Celebrities Who Need to Log Off Of Twitter](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/2/900032_320x180.jpg)
Social media has revolutionized the way we connect and interact with each other, and for the first time in history, we’re actually able to get some direct responses from celebrities. Stars share their thoughts, promote their work, and engage with their fans on Twitter, but some take it to a whole new level of strange. Yes, we’re all about viewing the trainwreck of a real-time lapse in judgment, but we’re left to wonder… Do we really need to be hearing from these famous folks in the first place?
Up-and-coming actors, comedians, and creative types use social media to help build their brand, but when the brand is already built, are celebrities just standing on their digital soapboxes, yelling whatever random shit pops in their heads? We guess that’s what Twitter is for, but you’re famous damnit, maybe consult your publicist first! In the realm of weird celebrity tweets, we explore the outrageous, downright bizarre musings that left wondering why these 13 celebrities don’t just log off Twitter for good.
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Don’t draw attention to yourself if you’ve got something to hide.
![TWEETS GOT JAMES GUNN FIRED FROM GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3. CRACKED The writer/director sparked numerous twitter beefs with fans over issues like the gender swapping Cosmo the Spacedog. The beefs caught the attention of Mike Cernovich who resurfaced Gunn's 2010 tweets joking about rape and pedophilia, and Disney fired him.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/9/899479.jpg)
Maybe don’t start beef with a gangster rapper.
![AIMEE MANN VS. ICE-T. CRACKED The singer/songwriter tweeted: Christ, there is no reason in the world anyone should ever have cast Ice T in a television show. Ice-T replied, Hey @aimeemann stop worrying bout my acting b---h, and worry about your WACK a-- music. In the meantime ... Eat a hot bowl of D---ks!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/8/899478.jpg)
Two overshares with one stone. Sorry… One Rock.
![DWAYNE JOHNSON PUTS DJ KHALED IN HIS PLACE WITH TMI. CRACKED After DJ Khaled revealed that he would never perform oral sex on his wife, The Rock tweeted, As a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/5/899475.jpg)
Want the most random string of thoughts? Follow Jose Canseco!
![JOSE CANSECO'S TWITTER ACCOUNT HAS IT ALL. Hurley) CRACKED Не obsessively tweets about people he hates, has threatened to fight Shaq and A-Rod, and he planned to track down Sasquatch with actors and models. Не promotes random stuff like car washes, and claimed he could run bases faster than a horse.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/7/899477.jpg)
You don’t have to engage with everyone, Richard.
![RICHARD DAWKINS ARGUES WITH EVERYONE. CRACKED The outspoken atheist attracts a ton of trolls, and he's unable to distinguish between serious engagements and people poking fun at his pretentiousness. Не once tweeted that Osama won because he had to throw away his honey at the airport.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/3/899473.jpg)
Is there a deeper meaning here, or is the shock value just ‘cus?
![YOUNG THUG'S TWEETS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO DECIPHER. CRACKED Fans are confused by what could either be inside jokes or random nothingness. Tweets like, I hate when GIRLS die, I'm changing my name to SEX, and We smokin' penises are serious head-scratchers.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/6/7/899467.jpg)
Don’t forget all those Sports Illustrated pics!
![WHEN MARTHA STEWART STRAYS FROM HER LIFESTYLE BRAND. CRACKED She mostly promotes her many projects, but every once in a while, there'll be a post about wiping blood from her dogs' mouths after they killed an opossum, or an implication that she could be Pete Davidson's next girlfriend.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/6/9/899469.jpg)
The bus? Maybe if 4 security guards come with you. Actually no, here’s your own.
![KYLIE JENNER'S MIDDLE CLASS COSPLAY. CRACKED Kylie Jenner posted that her daughter Stormi wanted to ride a school bus, so they bought her one. Fans called it middle class for a day, and called her out of touch. She also tweeted, last night I had cereal and milk for the first time. life changing.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/6/899476.jpg)
“This is all they have!”
![GWYNETH PALTROW IS SLAMMED FOR BEING OUT OF TOUCH. GRACKED Fans call her wellness tips insufferable and unhealthy. She posted the groceries she bought for the $29 food stamp equivalent, and was criticized that her items were far from realistic, and that these benefits are not all these people have for food.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/1/899471.jpg)
Madonna is just like you and me.
![MADONNA PRAISED COVID FOR MAKING US ALL EQUAL. CRACKED On March 23, 2020, from a milky bath with rose petals, Madonna gave an out-of-touch we're in this together speech, saying what's wonderful about it is that it's made us all equal in many ways. Less financially secure people ripped into her online.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/2/899472.jpg)
Not that she’d ever log off, but like, please?
![KRIS JENNER IS GROSS IN MULTIPLE WAYS. CRACKED She consistently brags about her wealth and power, and when People Magazine tweeted that Kim's house was $20 million, she responded that it was $60 million. She also once tweeted about sharting her pants (then explained what sharting is).](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/4/899474.jpg)
He’ll be back at some point.
![KANYE WEST IS A LOT MORE THAN ANTISEMITISM! CRACKED There's Shameless Narcissism tweets like you may be talented, but you're not Kanye West, and Insane Rich People Thoughts like, What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery? The MAGA phase that went off about dragon energy, and he got booted (again) in December 2022 for posting a swastika.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/7/0/899470.jpg)
CeeLo Green had the grossest possible view of consent.
![CEELO GREEN TOOK A PAGE OUT OF BILL COSBY'S PLAYBOOK. CRACKED CeeLo Green had a cool, likable persona until he pleaded no contest to drugging and raping a woman. Не then tweeted If someone is passed out, they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH implies consent. Gross.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/6/8/899468.jpg)