6 Ways Your Body Loves to Screw You (Explained by Science) Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it. Authors By Jay Thomas Published November 30, 2009
6 Elaborate Forms of Suicide Passed Off as Extreme Sports Authors By Sean Newman, CRACKED Staff Published November 29, 2009
5 Battlefield Screw Ups That Were Hilarious (Until People Died) Authors By Tom Gibbens Published November 27, 2009
Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls) Thanksgiving has lost its way. No longer do we gather 'round the cornucopia, swapping stories with family, or whiskey and blankets with Native Americans. Authors By Soren Bowie Published November 27, 2009
Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page. Authors By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim Published November 26, 2009
You Write, Millions Read, We Pay You Money: Deal? Want to write something that a million people will read? We may have something that will interest you greatly. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published November 26, 2009
The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School Irresponsible or downright crazy teachers wind up teaching our kids lessons we'd rather they'd kept to themselves Authors By Son Tran Published November 24, 2009
6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill. Authors By Kathy Benjamin Published November 23, 2009
5 Musicians Who Need to Find Something New to Sing About Sometimes, a musician will latch onto one pet subject and hang on for dear life no matter how bad it makes them look. Authors By Benjamin Dobson Published November 22, 2009
7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black. Authors By Erica Cantin Published November 20, 2009
6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World Turns out there have been plenty of people throughout history that made amazing contributions to modern culture and got precisely jack in return. Authors By Bronzulton Q Published November 19, 2009
6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person Must have (if you plan on being a hazard to yourself and others). Authors By Susan H. Published November 18, 2009
The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he'll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right. Authors By Jeff Kelly Published November 17, 2009