Ben Sasse: Contempt For Youth Is So Tired Being disdainful for youth doesn't make you tough, it only makes you look like a goober. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 18, 2020
Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total These guys know their A, B, and C words. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 18, 2020
Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films These blockbusters were clearly switched at birth in the movie hospital. Authors By JM McNab Published May 18, 2020
Weird Ways Sleep BS Royally Messes Up Our Programs Stop making yourself feel like crap. Authors By Kelly Stone Published May 17, 2020
A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish This prequel going to be lowkey kinda boring, or super depressing. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 15, 2020
FBI Attitude Towards Pot Affects How It Fights Cybercrime The state of our national cyber defense depends on the FBI chilling out. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 15, 2020
Cancel Student Loan Debt, You Cowards. Are the Democrats stupid, malicious, oblivious, or all three? Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 15, 2020
Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same. Authors By Amanda Mannen Published May 15, 2020
Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie. Authors By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko Published May 15, 2020
This Extremely Stupid Man Accidentally Saved Thousands Of Lives Rudy Gobert is the worst kind of hero, but he's the one we're stuck with. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 15, 2020
So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'? Sticking it to the Man from down the street. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 15, 2020