How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 20, 2020
That New Local Pizza Joint You Found On GrubHub Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese Authors By Luis Prada Published May 20, 2020
Absolutely Ancient People Who Are Still Extremely Alive Authors By Ryan Menezes Published May 20, 2020
A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 19, 2020
Isolating Is Pointless If You Just Party On A Crowded Beach Afterwards Wooo hooo! Who cares if this leads to an outbreak later? Jeeps! Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 19, 2020
The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 19, 2020
Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 19, 2020
Get Ready: Articles About Virus Denier Regrets Are Coming Authors By Luis Prada Published May 19, 2020
'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap Hannah Brown sang the N-word, but that's only the beginning of the problem. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 19, 2020
Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 19, 2020
Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember. Authors By Lydia Bugg Published May 19, 2020
Heads Up, The Head Of The CDC Is Also A Giant Jerk Robert Redfield is the latest guy screw up in an administration full of them. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 18, 2020
Rad Teen Invents News Way To Fight Virus, Turns Down Buckets Of Cash A teenager turned down millions to run ads on his coronavirus tracker -- showing more altruism than tons of people. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 18, 2020
Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Beefing With Tom Hanks' Son Now You don't wanna start beef with the Hanks family. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 18, 2020
The Dutch Government Is Telling Single People To Get Sex-Buddies Finally single people are free to get their freak on. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 18, 2020