Have you ever wondered why Jurassic World hired a velociraptor trainer? Ever felt sorry for Filch in Harry Potter? Maybe thought Avatar was even dumber than you initially thought? Well, alleged "Doctor" Jordan Breeding certainly has, and he's here to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.

Inspired by the article 6 Movie Characters Whose Jobs Made No Sense Whatsoever

Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
Special Thanks: Devin Byam

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