The Tour de France: The Worst Sport That's Worth Watching
Generally speaking, I like watching sports. I'll sit through extra innings in baseball, scoreless hockey games and, when nothing else is on, pool. Even if I have no personal investment in who comes out on top, there is something fundamentally appealing about witnessing an entire lifetime of practice and struggle culminate in achievement. Somebody has to win, and success, much like sex, is fun to watch even if I'm not the one having it.Though, ideally, I prefer a combination of the two. The one exception to this rule is the Tour de France, an event I follow strictly to see people lose. The victories in the three-week race will never be as gratifying to witness as the failures. News recaps each night don't concentrate on stage winners or team tactics, they stick to the crashes and the controversy because after all the
DopingBaseball can take comfort at the NA meetings knowing that as close as it comes to rock bottom with performance-enhancing drugs, it will never sink as low as cycling. Drug use is so abundant in the Tour de France that it would be more difficult to point to riders who haven't been convicted or accused of doping than those who have. Each year, scandals overshadow the event as riders are kicked out for failing drug tests before turning around to accuse other riders until the controversy gets more
CrashesJust like a game of
FansThe Tour is unique in that it's one of the only worldwide events held in the streets instead of a stadium, which means anyone can go watch for free,
This fan was likely either having sex or taking a shit when he suddenly remembered there was something important he had to do.I'm assuming this is all meant to encourage the rider, yet for such die-hard fans of the sport, it's shocking how
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