5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer Service

The Customer Is Always Right
Work a year in customer service and one thing will become painfully obvious. Customers don't read shit. Let's use signing up for cellphone service as an example. Unless your service provider is literally a dude who works out of a van parked in the alley behind a liquor store, you're going to walk away with
Pictured: The only reason to own a smartphone.
Ditto for the McNugget rage lady.
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Customer Service Doesn't Care About Helping You
"How can I help you propel me toward a debilitating addiction today?"
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Screaming Like a Lunatic Is Your Best Option
This is not what I had in mind when I Google "burning man."
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Immediately Ask to Speak to a Supervisor
Please, not again.
"Sounds like you just need to plug it in."
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If All Else Fails, Threaten to Take Your Business Elsewhere
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