The Epic Dad Joke Battle Between Roy Wood Jr. and Cedric the Entertainer

You don’t have to be a King of Comedy to make a dad joke. You just have to be a dad.

Neither Roy Wood Jr. nor Cedric the Entertainer are known for their family friendliness, but that didn’t stop the two fathers from breaking out their best paternal puns on the The Tamron Hall Show yesterday, when the in-studio audience was treated to a war of the wordplay. Wood is the father of one son named Henry and Cedric Antonio Kyles, better known by his stage name (and for appearing in Steve Harvey’s sitcom), is both a father and a grandfather. With a combined 61 years’ worth of stand-up experience, the two family men busted out their best (or worst) jokes in a head-to-head competition for which we, the audience, get to decide the results.

Here are Wood and Kyles’ best groaners to roll a 16-year-old son’s eyeballs clean out of his skull. You decide who won…