The Best Kramer Quotes from ‘Seinfeld,’ According to Reddit

In the words of Cosmo Kramer, “Is that a Titleist?”

Redditor MiceWarriors has been conducting a survey of the Seinfeld subreddit to determine the absolute greatest and most quotable quips of every main character in the series. The most upvoted answer in each comment section earns the honor of gracing the title of MiceWarriors’ next post, with such classics as George Costanza’s “It’s not a lie if you believe it,” and Elaine Benes’ “You want a Christmas card? Here, here’s your Christmas card” earning top prize in the informal poll.

For the incomparable Kramer, The Assman himself, the pool of worthy candidates is so great that one quote alone cannot capture the animal magnetism of such a mensch, and so, as MiceWarriors continues their quest, we’re honoring all the top competitors with accompanying clips.