Army Corps of Engineers Releases Calendar of Giant Cats Destroying Buildings Like Godzilla

Many of us have fantasized about giant monsters destroying our places of work. The Army Corps of Engineers has made that fantasy a sorta reality in the cutest way possible.

The Portland District of the United States Army’s engineer formation has blessed us with their latest civil work – a public domain, photoshopped calendar for 2023 that shows giant cats destroying the Army Corps of Engineers’ most impactful infrastructure. Anyone is welcome to download a digital copy of the calendar which dared to ask the question, “What if house cats were the size of kaiju?” 

The answer is obvious to anyone who has ever owned a cat – they would bat at construction cranes like dangly feather toys and destroy dams with their paws just to see what would happen. Leave it to a bunch of engineers to make the most scientifically accurate representation of a colossal feline calamity.