The USSR Was Terrifyingly Chill With Their World-Ending Weapons
The Aralsk-7 biolab was a research facility located in the Aral Sea on Vozrozhdeniye Island, which is ominously translated as "Rebirth Island." We'd joke about how that sounds like a Resident Evil location, but that's not fair: It was actually featured in Call Of Duty: Black Ops.
Not a zombie level though. Really dropped the ball there.
But back to our main point, which is that Aralsk-7 infected thousands of people with smallpox.
In 1971, Aralsk-7 was conducting field tests of a smallpox bio-weapon. And because the facility was top secret, an unfortunate research vessel unwittingly got too close to the island, not knowing the danger. Shifting winds, and the lab's near total lack of safety precautions, exposed the ship to the virus. One crew member became infected, and spread the disease to people back home. You might recognize all that as the exact opening to a zombie movie.
Except they go with "Kaaaarl!" instead of "Caaaarl!"
In the end, over 50,000 people in the surrounding area had to be vaccinated, while two children and one young woman died. No word on whether or not they immediately rose from the dead to seek vengeance on mankind, so we are forced to assume they did.
Then there was the time the Soviets just up and abandoned a nuclear doomsday stash in Kazakhstan: After the collapse of the USSR, strangely apathetic Russians just walked away from the whole territory, leaving behind plutonium for dozens of nuclear bombs.
Plus one actual nuclear bomb.
"Just one. A little one. Barely a doomsday device, really."
They plain forgot about a weapon of mass destruction, like you'd leave a coffee cup on top of your car while you drove away.
Luckily, the bomb has since been disposed of, and the U.S. worked with both Russia and Kazakhstan to secure most of the nuclear material left behind under Degelen Mountain. The problem is, no one has any idea how much material there was in the first place, so they don't know how much they may have missed, or where it even is, exactly. And so it just sits there, quietly waiting to become a plot device in the next Tom Clancy novel.
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For more reasons we're lucky there's still a planet after the Cold War, check out 5 Reasons The Cold War Was History's Worst Clusterf**k and 6 Deadly Serious Cold War Moments (That Now Look Hilarious).
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