The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/9)

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/9)

Sure, you could keep up with the news. but then you'd miss out on the balls-to-the-wall action of Olympic mixed doubles badminton. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

#14.

Suicide Squad opens to record-breaking numbers despite reviews

Source: CNN

#1.

CDC issues Zika advisory for Miami

Source: CNN

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