Sure, you could keep up with the news. but then you'd miss out on the balls-to-the-wall action of Olympic mixed doubles badminton. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

#14.

Source: Screen Rant, Cosmic Booknews, Variety

#13.

Source: ABC News

#12.

Source: BBC News

#11.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

#10.

Source: The Oregonian

#9.

Source: Los Angeles Times

#8.

Source: CNN

#7.

Source: Fox San Diego, CarScoops

#6.

Source: Variety

#5.

Source: Deadline Hollywood

#4.

Source: AOL News, Fox News, Also Fox News

#3.

Source: TMZ, YouTube

#2.

Source: CNN

#1.

Source: CNN

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