A waiter once asked Fox if she would like soup or salad. She spent the next
two hours talking about bigfoot's dietary habits. The waiter did not survive.
Even at this year's Comic-Con, when Fox was approached by reporters for People magazine, she squandered the opportunity to promote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in favor of rambling about her favorite podiatrically blessed cryptid.
We can't imagine why.
It's tempting to presume that she's just playing some kind of longform prank on gossip journalists, but if her recent interview with MTV is anything to go by, it looks like she has zero sense of humor about it. When the interviewer brings up the topic of her "outlandish" beliefs, Fox rolls her eyes and immediately retaliates with a bunch of bigfoot "facts."
"Don't believe the media hype -- beef jerky actually gives him the explosive shits."