When I say "schlub," I'm not exaggerating. We don't care anything about you other than "Can you write interesting things that maybe make us laugh?" We won't ask to see your resume or a college degree -- hell, we won't even ask for pants. I'm going to personally insist that you forgo pants. Stop trying to come up with reasons not to do this, because I have arguments against all of them: If you don't know how to "pitch" an article, we will teach you. If your pitch doesn't work out, we'll tell you how to fix it. If your article ends up a huge success and you become super rich and famous and surpass us, then we will brag about having known you to all our friends.
One of our writers, forging a golden future.
This is how it works: You go here and click the blue "Go to Writer's Workshop" button at the bottom: