Adam Tod Brown

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  • Real Name: Adam Tod Brown
  • Location: Internet, USA
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 11:42 am
  • Personal tag line: Be like the squirrel, girl. Be like the squirrel.
  • Message board posts: 1,444

About Adam Tod Brown

I work here. I would love to be your friend. Come find me, won't you? We'll braid each others' hair and watch romantic comedies. It will be great.

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Articles

  1. 6 Hit Songs Written By the Last Person You'd Expect
    By: Adam Tod Brown, Chris Dennison | | 1,292,368 views
  2. 5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
    By: Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison, Mohammed Shariff | | 1,463,661 views
  3. Why Eminem Needs to Find Something New to Rap About
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 294,136 views
  4. The 6 Most Atrocious Uses of Facial Hair in Music History
    By: Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison | | 892,561 views
  5. I'm Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 272,417 views
  6. 5 Days Undercover as a Justin Bieber Fan
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 686,701 views
  7. The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 691,813 views
  8. Battle of the Sexes: Judging The 8 Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
    By: Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison | | 411,083 views
  9. 5 Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 481,458 views
  10. 7 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Politically Correct Toys
    By: Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison | | 1,231,681 views
  11. The 15 Most Baffling Boasts in the History of Rap
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,263,736 views
  12. 6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Academy Every Time
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,732,539 views
  13. 6 Places You Should Never Twitter From
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 702,143 views
  14. 7 Obnoxious Assholes Who Show Up At Every Concert
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,493,848 views
  15. 14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,368,538 views
  16. 6 Awful Hip Hop Slang Terms (That Are Way Older Than Rap)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 885,667 views
  17. 5 Retarded Health Campaigns That Backfired (Hilariously)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,370,595 views
  18. 5 Horrifying Tales Of 911 Incompetence
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,295,424 views
  19. The 6 Most Pathetic Attempts to Get Super Bowl Tickets
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 504,699 views
  20. 5 World Leaders Who Were Accused of Being the Antichrist
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 668,003 views
  21. The 12 Most God Awful Tribute Albums Ever Recorded
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 381,081 views
  22. Reminder: 5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,998,619 views
  23. 6 Musicians Who Predicted Their Own Death in Song
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,587,007 views
  24. 5 Government Programs That Backfired Horrifically
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,194,827 views
  25. 6 National Anthems That Will Make You Tremble With Fear
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,278,641 views
  26. The 6 Most Insane People to Ever Run for President
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,175,467 views
  27. The 8 Most Ridiculous Viral Videos of the 08 Election
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 184,499 views
  28. The 6 Most (Certifiably) Insane Tales of Rock Star Behavior
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,426,554 views
  29. 5 Tiny Mistakes That Led To Huge Catastrophes
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,865,147 views
  30. 6 Famous Songs That Don't Mean What You Think
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 2,876,607 views
  31. Nectar of the Broke: The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 788,215 views
  32. Sex Over the Phone: An Analysis
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 66,707 views
  33. The 5 Most Ridiculous Causes to Ever Get a Website
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 580,471 views
  34. The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,208,713 views
  35. The 5 Most Ill-Advised Dating Sites on the Web
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 988,757 views
  36. The 5 Most Ridiculously Over-Hyped Health Scares of All Time
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 2,464,759 views
  37. 5 Horrifying Food Additives You've Probably Eaten Today
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 898,185 views
  38. The 7 Most Terrifying Corporate Mascots of All-Time
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,207,610 views
  39. The Awful Truth Behind 5 Items Probably On Your Grocery List
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 995,479 views
  40. The 6 Strangest Tales of Celebrity Body Part Insurance
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 193,641 views
  41. The 7 Most Unforgivable Grammy Award Snubs of All Time
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 477,629 views
  42. Rosie O'Donnell to Fred Durst: The 7 Most Bizarre Celebrity Blogs
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 299,294 views
  43. Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,101,483 views
  44. The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,888,758 views

Columns

  1. 5 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys (Part 2)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 874,215 views
  2. 5 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 475,283 views
  3. 6 Popular Upbeat Songs You Didn't Realize Are Depressing
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,101,758 views
  4. 5 Things Flight Safety Presentations Should Mention
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 604,570 views
  5. 6 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,156,302 views
  6. 5 Awful Life Lessons Learned During a Spicy Food Challenge
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 383,383 views
  7. 5 One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Your Respect
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 809,788 views
  8. 6 Stupid Things Pet Owners Need to Stop Doing Now
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 634,611 views
  9. 4 Bootleg Items Purchased on the Streets of NYC: A Review
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 450,315 views
  10. The 12 Least Impressive Boasts in Rap Lyrics
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 757,371 views
  11. The 7 People Who Turn Every Parking Lot into a War Zone
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 622,581 views
  12. 5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer Service
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 1,129,217 views
  13. 5 Great Song to Movie Adaptations (Hollywood Would Ruin)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 406,560 views
  14. The 5 Biggest Benefits of Growing Up Fat
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 860,662 views
  15. The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 939,183 views
  16. 6 Absurd Situations That Only Happen In Food Commercials
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 897,714 views
  17. 7 Charming Amenities of the World's Grossest Motel Room
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 660,701 views
  18. 6 Terrifying Reasons You Shouldn't Smoke Synthetic Weed
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 829,525 views

Topics

  1. What is a McRib Anyway? (Flowchart)
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 187,766 views
  2. The 1980s: 10 Years That Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
    By: Adam Tod Brown | | 410,172 views

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