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  • Real Name: PurpleTowel
  • Location: Plano, TX.
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2007
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 1:09 pm
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About PurpleTowel

My name is Robert Evans. I specialize in dick jokes, journalism, and getting badly lost in foreign countries. If you'd like to hire me, I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

Feel free to drop me a message too. I'm really good about responding usually. Sometimes.

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  1. 5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,576,409 views
  2. 5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You've Screwed The World Today
    By: Robert Evans, Budd Erickson | | 1,053,632 views
  3. 6 Teenage Inventors That Changed The World
    By: Robert Evans, Mohammed Shariff | | 856,569 views
  4. 5 Tiny Computer Glitches That Caused Huge Disasters
    By: Robert Evans | | 924,079 views
  5. 5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,324,007 views
  6. 7 Ruthless Criminals Who Turned Good When Nobody Was Looking
    By: Robert Evans | | 558,467 views
  7. 6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
    By: Robert Evans, Sam Cooper | | 800,651 views
  8. 5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You Risk Your Identity Every Day
    By: Robert Evans | | 707,980 views
  9. 6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports
    By: Robert Evans | | 667,424 views
  10. 6 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass
    By: Robert Evans | | 640,827 views
  11. The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in History
    By: Robert Evans | | 896,601 views
  12. The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History
    By: Robert Evans, Jacopo della Quercia | | 917,620 views
  13. 5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,471,481 views
  14. 5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal
    By: Robert Evans | | 642,765 views
  15. 6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana
    By: Robert Evans | | 3,433,629 views
  16. 5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
    By: Robert Evans | | 6,848,906 views
  17. 5 Horrible Diseases That Changed The World (For the Better)
    By: Robert Evans, Philip Moon | | 1,637,947 views
  18. 5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,716,621 views
  19. 6 Supposedly Ancient Traditions (That Totally Aren't)
    By: Robert Evans, CRACKED Staff | | 1,374,540 views
  20. The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,511,186 views
  21. 5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,528,166 views
  22. 5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
    By: Robert Evans | | 2,288,839 views
  23. 6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health
    By: Robert Evans | | 776,344 views
  24. The 5 Most Popular Safety Laws (That Don't Work)
    By: Robert Evans | | 2,184,688 views
  25. 5 Great Men Who Built Their Careers on Plagiarism
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,008,779 views
  26. 5 Whores Who Changed The Course of History
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,134,445 views
  27. 7 Species That Get High More Than We Do
    By: Robert Evans | | 1,561,392 views
  28. 7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
    By: Robert Evans | | 5,040,855 views

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