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  • Real Name: PurpleTowel
  • Location: Plano, TX.
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 11:35 am
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  • Message board posts: 3,762

About PurpleTowel

My name is Robert Evans. I specialize in dick jokes, journalism, and getting badly lost in foreign countries. If you'd like to hire me, I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

Feel free to drop me a message too. I'm really good about responding usually. Sometimes.

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  18. 7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
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