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  • Real Name: PurpleTowel
  • Location: Plano, TX.
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 17th, 2013 2:38 pm
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About PurpleTowel

My name is Robert Evans. I specialize in dick jokes, journalism, and getting badly lost in foreign countries. If you'd like to hire me, I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

Feel free to drop me a message too. I'm really good about responding usually. Sometimes.

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  1. 5 Things It Turns Out You Were Right to Hate About School
    By: Robert Evans
    1,477,631 views
  2. 8 Election Myths You Probably Believe
    By: Robert Evans, Kristi Harrison, Jim Avery, Jared Whitley
    946,028 views
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    By: Robert Evans, Chris Radomile, Emir Hadzimuhamedovic
    1,456,717 views
  4. 7 Bizarre Ways You Didn't Know 9/11 Changed the World
    By: Robert Evans, Curren Mcdowell, Justin Crockett
    1,312,984 views
  5. The 6 Most Popular Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don't Work)
    By: Robert Evans
    1,110,601 views
  6. The 6 Weirdest Things That Statistically Lower Crime
    By: Robert Evans
    901,114 views
  7. 5 Scientific Explanations for Your Sexual Perversions
    By: Robert Evans
    1,573,640 views
  8. 6 Stupid Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
    By: Robert Evans
    1,844,516 views
  9. 5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Animals
    By: Robert Evans, Jacopo della Quercia
    985,159 views
  10. 6 Historical Events That Are Way More Modern Than You Think
    By: Robert Evans, Pauli Poisuo, Jacopo della Quercia , Xavier Jackson
    1,167,481 views
  11. 5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes
    By: Robert Evans
    3,037,516 views
  12. 5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You've Screwed The World Today
    By: Robert Evans, Budd Erickson
    1,196,352 views
  13. 6 Teenage Inventors That Changed The World
    By: Robert Evans, Mohammed Shariff
    1,030,932 views
  14. 5 Tiny Computer Glitches That Caused Huge Disasters
    By: Robert Evans
    1,174,811 views
  15. 5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody
    By: Robert Evans
    1,878,398 views
  16. 7 Ruthless Criminals Who Turned Good When Nobody Was Looking
    By: Robert Evans
    671,286 views
  17. 6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
    By: Robert Evans, Sam Cooper
    1,270,010 views
  18. 5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You Risk Your Identity Every Day
    By: Robert Evans
    756,829 views
  19. 6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports
    By: Robert Evans
    749,401 views
  20. 6 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass
    By: Robert Evans
    789,329 views
  21. The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in History
    By: Robert Evans
    1,030,622 views
  22. The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History
    By: Robert Evans, Jacopo della Quercia
    1,238,095 views
  23. 5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
    By: Robert Evans
    1,653,778 views
  24. 5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal
    By: Robert Evans
    684,196 views
  25. 6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana
    By: Robert Evans
    3,863,505 views
  26. 5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
    By: Robert Evans
    8,971,618 views
  27. 5 Horrible Diseases That Changed The World (For the Better)
    By: Robert Evans, Philip Moon
    1,898,759 views
  28. 5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google
    By: Robert Evans
    2,064,197 views
  29. 6 Supposedly Ancient Traditions (That Totally Aren't)
    By: Robert Evans, CRACKED Staff
    1,581,408 views
  30. The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
    By: Robert Evans
    1,854,877 views
  31. 5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
    By: Robert Evans
    1,671,127 views
  32. 5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
    By: Robert Evans
    2,541,216 views
  33. 6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health
    By: Robert Evans
    937,650 views
  34. The 5 Most Popular Safety Laws (That Don't Work)
    By: Robert Evans
    2,525,457 views
  35. 5 Great Men Who Built Their Careers on Plagiarism
    By: Robert Evans
    1,181,856 views
  36. 5 Whores Who Changed The Course of History
    By: Robert Evans
    1,693,753 views
  37. 7 Species That Get High More Than We Do
    By: Robert Evans
    2,036,430 views
  38. 7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
    By: Robert Evans
    6,467,512 views

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