PurpleTowel

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  • Real Name: PurpleTowel
  • Location: Plano, TX.
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2007
  • Last Seen: April 16th, 2014 7:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 7,130
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About PurpleTowel

My name is Robert Evans. If you'd like to hire me, I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

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