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  • Real Name: PurpleTowel
  • Location: Plano, TX.
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2007
  • Last Seen: July 30th, 2014 2:54 pm
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  • Message board posts: 7,172

About PurpleTowel

My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

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