GarbageHaus

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  • Real Name: GarbageHaus
  • Location: In a Haus.
  • Member Since: June 10th, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 2,614

About GarbageHaus

I spend most of my days writing in a small locked room in a country house in Western Massachusetts. I'm like a fat, drunk Emily Dickinson.

Along with moderating the shit out of the Comedy Workshop, I also do some stuff over at Film School Rejects:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/author/DC-Bell

Feel free to follow my useless thoughts on Twitter!
http://twitter.com/#!/MovieHooligan

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  1. 7 Artists Who Secretly Made Your Favorite Movies
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  2. 6 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Movie Monsters
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  3. 6 Fictional Places You Didn't Know Actually Existed
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  4. 5 Characters Who Totally Missed the Moral of Their Own Movie
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 1,564,994 views
  5. 6 Movie Plot Holes You Never Noticed Thanks to Editing
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  6. 6 Technologies Conspicuously Absent from Sci-Fi Movies
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 1,331,836 views
  7. 6 Myths About Famous Places You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 1,433,223 views
  8. 8 Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 3,263,992 views
  9. 6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 954,613 views
  10. 6 Artists You Didn't Know Made Your Favorite Movie Moments
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 1,202,674 views
  11. 5 Reasons Anyone Could Defeat the CIA in the Bourne Trilogy
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 543,211 views
  12. 7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver)
    By: David Christopher Bell, CRACKED Staff | | 1,655,503 views
  13. The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies
    By: David Christopher Bell | | 1,883,974 views

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