6 Great US Presidents and Their Crimes Against Humanity
It's comforting to know that everyone president was an asshole. Not just, you know. Ours.
Notable Comment: aberantdware says " Wow. This got WAY too serious for CRACKED. But it's good to read that cracked readers are a diverse and profound bunch." Uh...diverse and profound...huh. Are, uh...Are you referring to the Anchorman clones or the fat sex robots? Or the ones who barked "first"? Because, seriously, if you have found diverse and profound readers, we would love to see where they post their comments. Hey, speaking of idiotic commenters...
The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters
Now that we've published this article alerting the world to their annoyance, these commenters will stop completely, right? Right?!
Notable Comment: Everybody in the comments posted some variation of annoying comment that was mentioned in the article because we're all so goddamned funny, aren't we?
DAVID STERN IS TERRIFYING!
7 Insane Sports Conspiracy Theories That Might Actually Be True
Also one of the Williams sisters is actually a clone. We'll never reveal which one. (Venus.)
Notable Comment: Wench says "This list was just made for my father. The only sport he seems to think isn't fixed these days is lawn bowls." This list was made for your father. What'd he think? Did he like it? He's really been the only audience we've ever wanted since day one. Did you like it? Do you want us to do more articles about lawn bowls? We can do that. We can totally do that.