7 Important Historical Breakthroughs (In Masturbation)
All of these people invented perversion, it's our job to perfect it.
Notable Comment: Over in the Digg comments, SmooveO says "Should this be in Digg's Offbeat section or its Beatoff section?" You're never too old for masturbation jokes. (Our livelihood actually depends on that belief.)
11 Baseball Legends (Who Were Also Assholes)
You get paid to play baseball and date supermodels. Stop being such pricks.
Notable Comment: We took a whole lot of shit in the comments for not being racist, or something. Typical white bullshit.
YOU YOU YOU!
James Bond Bongs: 15 Devices for the Discreet Stoner
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This is what happens when you let David Lynch direct a Pringles commercial