James Bond Bongs: 15 Kickass Devices For Undercover Stoners

Doing chores, going to church, caring for your child; these are all things that get in the way of your recreational drug use and we, frankly, are sick and tired of it. So, in honor of Pineapple Express, (Hey, go see that movie), we asked you folks to Photoshop some smoking devices for the discreet stoner.

#15.

by mackaveli

#14.

by ponposessed

#13.

by damnluckydog

#12.

by jamin9306

#11.

by blemm

#10.

by Gh0st

#9.

by Dan the Great

#8.

by damnluckydog

#7.

by TheIconoclast

#6.

by Gregoir

#5.

by Gregoir

#4.

by Navigator2001Plus
and MadPiper6

#3.

by mcsuperawesome

#2.

by badephemeris

And the winner is...

by dansfloyd

Congrats, dansfloyd. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Ways You Would Improve The Olympics.

Are you excited about the Olympics? Neither are we. So for those of you who are just annoyed and/or bored by the whole thing, what could they do to get you to watch again? New sports? Modifications to the existing ones? Some clever new way to promote it? Fire up Photoshop and show us.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at what the web would look like If Websites Came With Warning Labels. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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62 Comments

nerolize

i guess id say #11 is the best. pretty classic. and that guy thats in pineapple express has been in way too many movies lately and his role barely even changes. yea he was good in knocked up but i hope they pick someone else for the next movie he is supposed to be in

Posted on 8/14/2008 11:51:40 PM

idiom

I officially approve of #5, because if Tony Stark was looking at me like that, I would consume anything that came out of his body. >_>

Posted on 8/12/2008 9:58:57 PM

Jack-O

Let's all watch dygital overcompensate for getting a half-stock when he saw #1.

Posted on 8/12/2008 2:12:57 PM

Choc

I used to be able to do that(not bragging) when I was younger and slimmer and more flexible. It don't really feel that good. kind of like tickling yourself,to much feedback from two different nerve ending zones if you see what I mean.

Posted on 8/10/2008 7:00:58 AM

Slightly_sane

HEY! I would sell my soul for the ability to suck my own knob so please go play in traffic.

Posted on 8/9/2008 4:33:10 PM

dajumbles

Hooray for a bunch of smoke photoshopped over any item with a hole in it.

Posted on 8/9/2008 3:30:30 PM

dygital

Yeah , ok the winning one would only be good if you dont mind suckin your own knob every now and then , gross out , gee zus , were smokin bongs not dicks here ppl , number 10 gets my vote , fo sheezy , lol

Posted on 8/8/2008 10:31:49 PM

gogolon

kickass segment guy's I want a "fish
bowl humidifier"

Posted on 8/8/2008 7:50:15 PM

roxo

More like James BONGS!

...AMIRITE?

Posted on 8/8/2008 12:15:37 PM

Grezz

#7 - HashNav?

Posted on 8/8/2008 7:55:52 AM

classybroad

okay, so maybe I'm the crazy one.... f**k.

Posted on 8/8/2008 7:16:11 AM

If you think weed is overrated you're crazy. it stops me from going on shooting sprees and driving my car through a crowd of people

Posted on 8/8/2008 7:14:29 AM

Indubitableness

Plus, that's a ruinned trombone, them shits is expensive!

Posted on 8/8/2008 5:36:12 AM

The Dealer Locator is easily the best one. Of course... you might get shot bustin' up into some unfamiliar dealer's place askin' for drugs, and we don't want the police to have access to this techology.... IT MUST BE DESTROYED!

On a side note, which of y'all would actually USE any of these ideas? Everyone's a critic, and I'm no exception, these things are retarded.

Although I'm sure no one's questioning the realistic possibility of pre-smoked weed in a can, that s**t's funny.

Posted on 8/8/2008 5:35:01 AM

alfred

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Posted on 8/8/2008 4:34:00 AM