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A History of Violence: 6 Old School Games as Brutal as GTA

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Violent video games were around long before Grand Theft Auto and Dead Rising showed kids the fun of drunk driving and hitting golf balls into a crowded food court.

Here are some early generation video games that set the bloody tone for today's games. Even if you're too young to remember these, your parents probably played them, whether they admit it or not ...

#6.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of the Atari 2600

Very few Atari games let you be the bad guy. Just about every game involved eating dots, dodging dots or shooting at dots with more dots in order to stamp out the face of evil. The unauthorized video game version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre tied that unspoken rule to a tree and vivisected it with a circular saw in 1983.

Players took control of Leatherface, or in this case, a pudgy bobblehead version of Leatherface if he dressed in light-blue spandex and styled his hair like Coach Buzzcut from Beavis and Butt-head.

As Leatherfaces, your goal is to run around your never-ending front yard and kill people with a chainsaw, or what appears to be a large blue tumor sticking out of your abdomen.

The game sold poorly (basically no stores would stock it) and has since become a rare and highly sought-after title from game aficionados.

So How Bad Was It?

There isn't any blood to speak of, so apparently the developers wanted the violence to be more psychological than physical. Or maybe it was the fact that having to draw three more red pixels back in the '80s would have added an extra three months and $2 million dollars to the game's development budget.

The victims are among the more pathetic opponents in gaming history. Their only defense is to hope you trip over one of the obstacles that randomly pops up while you stalk them (mostly sections of white fence, for some reason). As Leatherface, you don't run out of life, your chainsaw just runs out of gas. After all, we wouldn't want kids having to think about mortality while they stalk unarmed victims around a steeplechase course.

#5.
Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior of the Commodore

The makers of Mortal Kombat took the brunt of the anti-video game violence brigade's fire catapults in the '90s for starting the violent fighter-game revolution, but Barbarian was doing it years earlier.

Barbarian took a page (ripped off) from the Conan the Barbarian series and featured two unnamed sword-wielding meatheads, swinging and slashing at each other until one of them died. That was it. Wow, what a long way we've come. Back then, you could buy a game and play the whole thing without spending two weeks vacation mainlining Red Bull.

The game did attract some controversy for its violence, but its critical acclaim overshadowed it. After all, how are you going to criticize a game with a cover that mechanics could hang in their garages.

You have to wonder how much of the game's budget went to chest oil.

So How Bad Was It?

The game could end one of two ways: Someone falls down with a single death-blow or someone's head gets cut clean off. Then to add insult to incapacitating injury, the head bounces off screen like a mound of bloody Silly Putty and the loser's lifeless corpse is carried off screen by a slave elf whose frowning face looks like he doesn't get the greatest health benefits for his hard work.

#4.
Death Race for the Arcade and the NES

Here's another title that takes a gory grindhouse classic and cuts to the good parts without pesky things like plot, exposition and dialog getting in the way.

This game, developed by Exidy in the '70s and loosely based on the Paul Bartel film Death Race 2000, appeared on two different systems, but had the same fundamental idea: Run over people with your car and score points.

The arcade version was a simple black and white screen that awarded players a single point for every gremlin they ran over and assigned them a rating at the end of the game of "skeleton chaser," "bone cracker," "gremlin hunter" or "expert driver." We're assuming skeleton chaser was the lowest ranking because in real life it's totally easy to catch a skeleton.

The NES version had a little more advanced graphics than its predecessor, which is like comparing New Coke to a lukewarm puddle of whale vomit. American Game Cartridges resurrected (ripped off) the original game with 8-bit color and the option to pimp your death mobile with weapons like guns, missiles and flesh mulching tires called "cutters," "slashers," "slicers" and "dicers" which we're guessing also gave much better traction in the winter.

So How Bad Was It?

By comparison, the NES version was more violent, but the arcade version became one of the first titles to cause public controversy. According to The Dot Eaters' website, the game's cabinet featured some gruesome artwork, plus the victims would scream when you ran over them and, in a classy touch, would turn into little crosses to mark the spot where they became one with the road. Presumably, somewhere a young, starry-eyed Jack Thompson was getting an idea.

The game got skewered in the press and eventually was pulled off the market leaving gamers to take on more wholesome, less controversial titles for kids like Combat, Rampage and Pete Rose Baseball.


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I can't believe Death Race is mentioned, and not Carmageddon. Same game, only a million times better (Carmageddon 2 is probably the best car game ever made), and a zillion times more graphic. Hitting elderly ladies in a shower of gore, anyone? Or how about cows?
It got so gruesome, some countries substituted skin and blood color on the pedestrians, so they could sell the idea that you drove around in cities filled with "zombies". Yeah... that included cows.

Posted on 9/25/2008 4:19:36 AM

I remember Fallout and Fallout 2 were pretty gory for the time, too. Not only the deaths were usually bloody and messy, you also had death descriptions in the text box. "Exploding like a blood sausage", anyone?

Posted on 8/12/2008 4:37:40 PM

Splatter House was pretty violent for its day, plus there's rumors that its gonna be redone for the 360

Posted on 8/11/2008 10:51:14 AM

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Posted on 8/7/2008 7:12:38 PM

Chiller must be remade, imagine that but with 360 GRAPHICS!!!

Posted on 8/7/2008 4:24:47 PM

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Posted on 8/7/2008 9:04:09 AM

The Carmageddon games (there were 3 as far as I know) were great. For those of you who aren't familiar with it image the Twisted Metal games but with more pedestrians, a counter that shows the number of peds killed and had poweups directed specifically at killing peds (there was a dismemberfest powerup for example) It was a racing game but I never once finished a level by completing the race.

Posted on 8/7/2008 8:54:13 AM

in babarian the goblin actually kicks your opponents (i never lost) head across the screen, while dragging his body. awsome game!

Posted on 8/6/2008 10:25:57 PM

Truthiness, if you think Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within was bad you've never played Harvester.

Posted on 8/6/2008 9:08:18 PM

Chiller was also ported on the NES. My father bought it and to this day I don't know where he got it. The NES version had three stages...shoot bats, shoot people in a toture room, shoot ghosts. I remember the manual explained that you were actually shooting monsters and possessed people, "freeing them" from their suffering, but even at the age of seven I knew what was up. For some reason, I listened to Ace of Base's hit album The Sign while playing. God I was a messed up kid.

Posted on 8/6/2008 4:57:54 PM

Man they could have expanded this to at least 12. Contra was pretty brutal, and Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within is one of the most graphically bloody games in history.

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Posted on 8/6/2008 5:28:11 AM

Wow, that Custer one is sad. They should have had someone raping Custer instead, although he kinda had that done to him when he got himself annihilated at Little Big Horn.

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Posted on 8/6/2008 1:48:45 AM

dwhs said: I never played any of these WTF

purple said: aw! me too. :c

Posted on 8/6/2008 1:22:38 AM

Two things about Chiller - A; The victims are not gagged, and scream disturbingly while shot, and 2: You neglected to mention the most dustrubing part, the woman who can ben stripped of her clothes before being killed. Hopefully everyone involved in making that game are currently serving long jail sentences.

Posted on 8/6/2008 1:10:23 AM

There was a game called Carmageddon that was along the same lines as Death Race. To win you could cross the finish line first, destroy the other cars, or manslaughter the most pedestrians vehicularly. It was a pretty fun game when it came out(mid to late 90's?).

Posted on 8/5/2008 11:49:27 PM

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Posted on 8/5/2008 11:00:25 PM

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