The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Patented
Do you need a device to simulate the activity of getting a high five? No? Oh, alright, how about something that kicks you in the ass? Still no? How do you feel about sticking magnets to the side of your head? Not good, OK, we probably should have expected that. Well, this article most likely won't contain any practical patents for you, unless ... Are you a hilarious-looking dog with floppy, invasive ears? Because there's a thing for that now ...
Notable Comment: Shleigh03 says, "So I was reading this and when it said "exercising a cat" I didn't see physical activities, nope. I saw an invention that would exorcise DEMONS from the cats. Which I think is a much better." Yeah, it's SO much better that now you owe us $900 for even mentioning it: CRACKED picked up the patent on the Cat-Demon-Extraction-Microwave several years ago. Pay up.
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The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
You can tell your local pastor that he can skip the one about the water into wine this Sunday. Ask him to tell you about the time Moses murdered a random Egyptian and buried his body in the sand. Tell him not to skimp on the graphic violence and foul language.
Notable Comment: Rafterman complains, "why don't you quote - and bag on - the KORAN? oh yeah, i forgot... it's politically incorrect to make fun of MUSLIMS. you are ONLY ALLOWED to bag on Christians. that's Hollywood's credo, and that of CRACKED.COM" Really? "Don't make fun of Muslims, only bag on Christians?" That's our credo? Nothing about online humor? No mention of dick jokes. Nothing? If anything, we've always had a passionate pro-Christian (Bale) stance. But, we're most surprised by Hollywood and our use of the term "bag on" in our official "credo," a phrase we've never heard used by anyone over the age 12.