So we've got inflamed, uncomfortable Humorrhoids due to the increased straining that expelling a week's worth of comedy articles can put on a person. The details of this condition aren't too pleasant, but suffice it to say that we've got a buttload of comedy for you to look at and we can no longer go bike riding because it hurts like a son of a bitch.
A few lessons learned in high school: Columbus discovered America in 1492, a simile is a comparison using "like" or "as," and if you throw chalk at your professor, he will break every goddamn bone in your body.
While this is a strong list, OneMore points us to this guy
, who leaves our crazy teachers in the dust. The violent, unnecessarily abusive dust.
Do you have what it takes to avoid death at the hands of some of cinema's scariest monsters? That depends. Do you have legs and at least 30% of a functioning brain?Notable Comment:
Very Dissapointed was, not surprisingly, very disappointed with our list. Very complained "What the fuck. You couldnt think of Jaws
? Dont go near the water for jaws." We hate to point this out, but
wasn't a monster. He was a shark, like you might find at an aquarium. Thanks for the tip, though!