Episode 2: Cracked Once Again Watches Pornography and Describes It To You While You Masturbate

When you're stuck somewhere where you can't watch adult content on the Internet, let Cracked watch it for you. We'll tell you what you're missing while you... pleasure yourself.

Everybody wants to watch porn. But not everybody can.

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I write here sometimes. Also make videos. I also do that one (the videos one) at my own site, Those Aren't Muskets! (www.thosearentmuskets.com). I also do a lot of other stuff, but it's not as directly applicable to the Internet, and I feel like that's what you're probably most interested in. I often shave.

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"scrooge mcduck, eating out a woman" I was in hysterics after that and had to pause the video

5/11/2009 7:24:32 AM

Rog

wow...in the last two days i have watched two girls and one cup and visited goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl...actually lemon party is almost endearing, and goatse is anatomically interesting...but holy fuckmeat, tub girl and esp. two girls and a cup...jesus christ...i blame you cracked, i never heard of these before i started coming here...of course i used to be quite the purveyor of rotten.com so luckily stomach is strong enough to handle it...

4/28/2009 2:20:21 AM

professork

why didn't i listen? WHY? why the overpowering curiosity to know what was tub girl???? PEOPLE WHO HAVE YET TO SEARCH TUB GIRL: IT IS NOT SEXY. NOT IN THE LEAST. IT IS WRONG, SICK, EVIL AND ACTUALLY MADE ME VOMIT.
save yourself. please.

4/11/2009 1:52:41 PM

elspartha

Duck Tales...

4/9/2009 7:11:49 AM

vercotti

OH SHIZ I SEARCHED TUBGIRL. And i didn't even wink, wtf? You've changed me, internet. Goddamn you.

4/7/2009 1:56:12 PM

Thoric

OMGLOLWTHBBQ!!! DO NOT SEARCH TUB GIRL SPECIALLY WHILE EATING!!!!

3/27/2009 2:38:57 AM

nahnsehns

hahaha, told you guys not to search the tub girl!

3/19/2009 9:20:30 PM

dahwang12

Seriously don't be curious like I was and google "tub girl." No seriously don't! Just go back and keep watching videos on cracked where it is safe.

3/2/2009 10:55:52 PM

esurfer89

I couldn't resist... I'll never feel clean in a tub ever again...

3/2/2009 7:00:54 PM

montblanc

NOOOOO I SEARCHED TUB GIRL, WHY WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT

2/18/2009 11:54:55 PM

babyblue

oh god, whatever you guys do, don't search tub girl.

1/25/2009 11:43:20 PM

dahwang12

lmfao.

Laughing-my-face-all-off. Of course.

11/23/2008 2:46:11 AM

DarkPizza

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5/31/2008 6:29:35 AM

sahilshah

Awesome video, that is untill i decided to put "tub girl" into google. The f**k?

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