31 Reasons Why Florida Is Basically Another Planet
Let’s see what Florida Man got up to this time, shall we?
What can we say about America’s gun handle? We certainly do hear a lot about it, but it’s hard to find the words to describe it. It seems like this spicy blend of the Caribbean, Central America and Deep South — with Disney World, gators and a huge portion of the country’s retirees sprinkled in there somewhere.
The heat and humidity surely have something to do with all this craziness, but we’re no weathermen. We’re fact-finders. And today we’ve hyper-focused that fact-finding ability on the wilder side of the Sunshine State.
You Can Claim That Your Dog Shot Your Girlfriend
There Are Sinkholes Everywhere
Its Beaches Are Littered with 90-Year-Old Land Mines
It’s Overrun with Burmese Pythons
Its Water Is More Deadly Than the Weather
Its Science Classes Are Explosive
Its Infrastructure Is Allowed to Be Radioactive
Its Vigilante Justice Is Always Hilarious
You Can Throw Dead Fish for Charity
You Can Be Fired for Teaching About Michelangelo’s David
You Can Find Rare Jewels Among Sunken Ships
Its Burglars Advertise Themselves Via Cardboard Signs
Its TV Reporters Use Condoms As Hurricane Protection
Its Political Officials Dress Up Like KKK Members for Halloween
You Can Buy Fireworks, But You Can’t Use Them for Fourth of July
Your Can Disappear Into Sinkholes
You Can Claim Self-Defense for Killing A Rooster
You Can Use Snakes As Weapons
It Bans Math Books
It Provided A Rare Bird With A 3D-Printed Prosthetic
It Was Attacked by a Man-Eating, Pink Fog in the 1950s and 1960s
It’s One of the Few Places You Can Get Alcoholic Mountain Dew
You Can Be Arrested for Wearing the Wrong Halloween Costume
Its Men Regularly Stick Their Junk in Pool-Suction Fittings
It Has Numerous Haunted Houses
Source: Tampa Bay Times
It Inspired the Movie ‘Scream’
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