15 Crazy Things Flight Attendants Have Witnessed on the Job

Flight attendants are probably the closest thing we’ll ever get to angels. From high above the heavens, they protect us by letting us know where the closest exit doors are in the event of an emergency landing and ply us with as much lukewarm ginger ale and Biscoff cookies as we can stomach. 

But their job isn’t always on cruise control, as they have to be ready to deal with all kinds of aerial oddities at a moment’s notice — lest we forget the tale of the woman who saw some unreal paranormal activity aboard an American Airlines flight a few months back. To that end, the flight attendants of Reddit have shared their wildest experiences in the sky that go far beyond busting a couple trying to join the Mile High Club…

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