The 5 Most Annoying Things About Sports (To Non Sports Fans)
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Like anyone cares about a Panthers-Bengals game....
ReplyIts possible to like sports and not be an ass about it...just the same as its possible to not be a douche about people who do like sports...guys remember:
ReplyELE
Everybody love everybody!
(Sports reference :p)
1 makes no sense at all. Are people really annoyed that sports are socially acceptable and their bullshit hobbies aren't?
ReplyI cant really say I'm annoyed by it because I dont feel its worth getting annoyed over. But it is pretty arbitrary.
If I go over to a friends house to spend an evening watching kung-fu films(as I sometimes do), I'm a loser/nerd with no life, but if I go over a friends house to spend an evening watching a football game, I'm a 'typical guy.'
I approve of anti-Sports articles! :D
ReplyStill unsure why games about getting balls into a hole or a net or past a line of some sort is so widely accepted in popularity...
gee maybe because they are fun to play. just because u r too fat and uncoodinated to participate doesn't mean others are like u.
@Chamochameleon: I'm not sure how WATCHING sports makes you more fit.
Further supporting the point of this article are the people commenting on the article saying things like "If you don't like sports you need to make some friends"
ReplySeriously? I guess people that don't go to over-the-top super bowl parties are antisocial losers according to these idiots.
*thumbs up* Just because of the Aperture. :D
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Replythis was crap
ReplyAs someone who watches a lot of football. I gotta say that i never knew what the robots name was. i guess i was too busy watching the game.
ReplyAlso, the fact that you know the robot's name, and would spend time writing about it just goes to show that it is an effective tool for getting other people who don't like sports interested. Looks like you out nerded yourself.
Also, you know, he wrote an article on it, so he probably did some research. On account of it being his job. That pays money.
Weak article that tried too hard without any actual funny material.
ReplyIt's Angel Merkel not Andrea... and I love sports.
Reply*Angela. I love correcting corrections.
I don't like that they preempt my Fox Sunday cartoons! Can't you watch sports on one of your ESPNs?
ReplyI will punch the s**t out of anyone who threatens to turn to sports when I am watching any Community Paintball episode. Then I will attack him again with nunchucks.
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ReplySports are about brotherhood and friendship as well. Maybe you people should make some damn friends and get off the xbox.
ReplyXbox is how I stayed in touch with my friend when he lived in Japan for a year. Playing sports with friends is cool, but brotherhood and friendship is never mentioned when the local news treats football like the most important think ever.
the thing is that sports are being shoved down our throats if you dont play sports then people will hate you and think you are some kind of wimp
ReplyLol thats because if you don't play any sports you are probably some kind of wimp...
You know what sucks more than sports? Whining prats who can't shut up about how much they don't care about sports. Personally, when faced with an xbox and some amazing war sniper simulation I couldn't give two shits if I had dysentery. I don't go to war sniper video game conventions and b***h about how much I don't give a s**t about them, though. During the Super Bowl this year I was at a sports bar with a friend when this old couple came in, parked at a big booth, then proceeded to whine about how they wish there was something else on and they don't like football for 2 hours while the bar filled up with football fans who couldn't get a seat. Why would a sane person do that?
ReplyYou're joking right? The whole point of this article is that you're never going to have to walk into a bar and see an "amazing war sniper video game" on every single retina burning display.
...Because they wanted to go to a bar, and you just described EVERY BAR?
ugh... NO FREAKING KIDDING. I'd rather do ANYTHING than watch sports. Including play sports. Pickup football at the park? I'm there. Watching football? I show up, eat some of the food, and fall asleep.
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Wait. Wanting to play sports rather than sit and watch them makes people pussies now?
That is a good-ass question.
I'm surprised that one of these wasn't "6 You can't even buy a drink without dipping into your retirement savings at any sports venue"
ReplyBecause that's the status quo anywhere you go. Not just sports venues.