Everyone's Dream is Someone Else's Nightmare [COMIC]
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
Today, he shows you that no matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.
Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man" and Every Album Ever" or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
Wow...just....wow....
ReplyDat cleavage.
ReplyWell... it was either that or a fight to the death :-/
ReplyWhoa, now I'm stuck wondering what I would look like if I could see myself in my dream... (Not a hot chick surrounded by flowers, sadly.)
ReplyI dont see what is so bad about that
ReplyId fkkk me,but only because I know I wouldnt tell anyone
She wasnt f*****g herself. You missed the joke.
^ Someone doesn't know what foreplay is.
true dat
ReplyI'm sorry but I just don't get it. This is supposed to imply women are terrified of sex dreams?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIt was the same woman. She was terrified of (well, not terrified, but unnerved by) having a sex dream about herself.
No no, the point was that you and her were both having the same dream from different points of view. While you're having a wet dream about her, she's having a nightmare about you.
^ I guess. Given she saw herself coming towards...herself in her own dream...that seems simpler and more fucked up.
I am highly amused both by this comic's metaphysical quality and implied masturbation reference.
ReplyI am going to read this comic series due to this, thanks cracked.
ReplyThat was my reaction when someone told me they masturbated to a picture of me.
ReplyYou woke up from your dream?
I'd f**k me, I'd f**k me hard.
ReplyDon't think about it, Don't think about it, Don't think about it, Don't think about it!
The following statement is true
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThe last statement is false.
Any questions?
I'm gonna go with "True."
Don't think about it, Don't think about it, Don't think about it, Don't think about it!
I think both of those statements are an utter lie.
Bird! Kill it! It's evil!
I understand it if it would be me, I mean, I'm f*ck ugly. But she's hot, so, problem?
ReplyProblem for her
i have a solution, cant it be both answers, its like arguing over the proper way to make a steak (medium-well by the way)
ReplyHELL YES
THE JOKE: she is having a dream about the person reading the comic you ignorant morons
ReplyYou figured out the joke to a comic! Gosh we are all just huge idiots compared to you.
The joke was ill-conceived and poorly executed.
she doesnt want to f**k a version of herself with a weird squashed nose
Replyseriously what is that s**t
she was supposed to be f*****g the reader
So do all erotic dreams count as self-erotic dreams if you're in them in any way, or only if you are the target of your own affections?
ReplyI'm think she was dressing the reader of the comic in the dream, she wakes up horrified, meaning she'd rather die then have sex with you or in this case me. Nice. Hence the title, it would be a dream for any guy to be in bed with her, but it would be a gruesome hellhole to be offering yourself up to ugly people like us if you were her. One guy suggested this before.
ReplyI meant addressing. :)
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The last panel didn't load on my computer. Did the top fall down or did it keep spinning?
ReplyHa! even which inceptions jokes being so over used, you caught me off guard and got a chuckle outta me. :-)
whats next.. a funny WORD you guys came across on some other humorous website?
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