The Importance of Not Getting to Know Someone

That hurt my neck something bad, but it was worth it.
The audacity.

10/19/2009 1:14:59 AM

FuckingInsomnia

That's only true if you only see the negative points of someone which means you probably shouldn't bother with the relationship in the first place. I love getting to know all the wonderful and terrible little details of a person.

10/1/2009 12:37:28 AM

violetxrain

finally, someone else has had that dream--even if it is an nameless drawing

8/24/2009 9:54:17 PM

ohhfoggylullaby

"Has a recurring dream where he chases down a naked David Bowie and force feeds him bananas"
The best sentence ever written.

8/10/2009 1:51:18 PM

FadingMind

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6/30/2009 9:54:11 PM

alter

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6/29/2009 7:02:30 AM

shira

Very nicely done! I always enjoy Subnormality.

6/23/2009 3:18:45 AM

Darkmage

Hey, can someone tell me what happened that provoked our good Dr. Chaos to respond with

"f**k OFF CUNTS: " ?

Normally he's a bit more sardonic =(

Or is there an impostor?

6/22/2009 6:51:22 PM

atrus

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6/21/2009 7:04:11 PM

Lucyjohson320

Looks like it would have been funny if it wasn't mostly impossible to read.

6/21/2009 11:11:17 AM

runner-runner

That would've been great if the punchline wasn't right at the top of the page.

6/21/2009 7:51:41 AM

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6/21/2009 3:03:43 AM

girly

Also, Chemicaleagle2 it was like 2 a.m. whe nI posted that and only did a brief spell check.

6/21/2009 2:18:13 AM

Doctorchaos

<3

6/20/2009 11:13:49 PM

Chill02

What happened to his beer? Is it in his left hand? Please tell me it's in his left hand. The people have to know.

6/20/2009 10:22:07 PM

Uncle Tofu

Are you serious, UnicornSoup? You really see no difference in having coding, grammatical, and spelling errors on a website - and having spelling errors on a comment? How petty and shallow do you have to be to immediately dismiss somebody for not spell-checking a post, though the message they constructed was perfectly clear? Doctorchaos isn't running a website, he's commenting on it.

6/20/2009 9:49:00 PM

ChemicalEagle2

The World's longest taint:
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6/20/2009 8:37:42 PM

brownsauce

Good old Cracked stuffs. It's good to be laughing, and the economy is getting better! More fun videos at are here, "The Week's Most Hilarious Videos 6/15"
http://tv1.com/playlists/444

6/20/2009 7:58:23 PM

sky_slasher

Never fear.

The Doctor, is in!

6/20/2009 7:30:02 PM

Doctorchaos

Doctorchaos:

Could've been going somewhere (no, not f*****g really), but I have to admit you lost all credibility when you typed "variosu" instead of "various" and "tha tbarely" instead of "that barely" before you insulted the spelling/grammar on Cracked. Take your hypocritical perfectionism elsewhere please.

6/20/2009 6:04:00 PM

UnicornSoup