If St. Patrick's Day Had Greeting Cards
Why doesn't St. Patty's day have greeting cards like the holiday celebrating St. Valentine? For a lot of very, very good reasons.
If you liked that, you just might enjoy these Honest Valentine's Day Cards. Then go read Ross Wolinsky's additions to the Catholic Church's All-New 7 Deadly Sins (with a video of a Chilean tranny dwarf dressed up as Amy Winehouse thrown in for good measure).
Loved that last one. :-)
ReplyI wouldn't mind the stereotyping if you put a bit of effort into it, leprechaun jokes are so outdated and boring.
ReplyNext time you insult us, please be a little more creative.
they're not leprachaun jokes just cuz there's a leprachaun on the card. stupid lebleaaarghhh irish
But wait...I sent my mom a SPD card...oh shit
ReplyHappy Wednesday to all! And to all a good night!
ReplyI was wondering if someone could tell me who St Patrick was... upon my research i only found out he was a slave for a few years, he was never actually canonized by a pope and this day celebrates his death. Me need enlightenment. Educate me!!!
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesSomething about snakes or some s**t. google it.
He drove the snakes from the Emerald Isle. Thanks to him, no wild snakes in Ireland. s**t load in England though ^-^
He was from Ireland but helped spread christianity in Britain in the dark ages.
"Dark Ages", that's racist. It's called Black History Month.
Eh, he was Welsh, he was kidnapped by Niall of the Nine Hostages and brought to either Antrim or Mayo in Ireland to herd sheep. He escaped, went back to Britain & came back as a missionary to Ireland.
There are loads of legends about him, like driving out the snakes etc.
For anyone bitching or complaining on these things, do something for the future of the human race: Kill yourself right the fuck now.
ReplyGreeting Cards should be banned.
ReplyO'Malley - No offence mate but if you are born in America you're not Irish regardless of whether or not your second cousin once removed has been to Dublin.
Paddy Taddy - Considering the rest of the world only have personal experience with the 7% of you that bother to get a passport we have every right to insult you.
It might be time for a new Rocky movie to settle the score here. Rocky Balboa vs. Peter McNeely. I can already hear James Brown singing "I Live in America"
ReplySince when is Ireland a race?
ReplySince they built that giant track down the middle of it.
I wouldn't say it's mindlessly stereotyped. I think some mind went in to it.
ReplyDo you have any Tera Patrick's Day cards?
Replyfunny shit...fuck the haters
Replymy favourite's "fuck you, you're Irish"
ReplyWay to go, correction monkeys. You've correctly brought a relatively new product to our attention. Does the joke crumble if these cards are actually sold?
ReplyI feel cheated... I thought Jay was back for a minute there, but instead I got this rehashed crap. I am diappointed, Cracked.
ReplySt. Patrick's Day DOES have greeting cards, I work at a Hallmark store, we have about 30 different ones. None are this cool though.
Replyi wish someone woudl send me a card.
ReplyActually, they do make St. Patrick's day cards. Like a lot of them. I'd say places like Target carry a couple hundred of them.
ReplyI am shocked that this wasn't a photoshop contest. You should all be ashamed.
ReplySeems to be a theme on Cracked now.
ReplyNo more Racist Craptions!