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The Being a Jerk Method

By Don't Touch Me There January 13, 2008 131,730 views
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'The Being a Jerk Method' is written and produced by New York City sketch group Don't Touch Me There. See more of their films at DontTouchMeThere.com.



nice video, and also kinda true, most girls go for the total douchebags

7/17/2009 7:34:40 PM
AwsomeSauce

The best part was the stoned guy playing Gears.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm..... what are you doing? Go home."

3/6/2009 9:24:20 PM
TheGuessWhom

this video makes me want to c*m in a womens hair, hiding her car keys and then make her walk home

12/10/2008 3:51:27 PM
dlcrazy

to janisjoplin. I'm surprised you have the mental capacity to take a s**t, let alone access this site and view this video. You clearly don't know what humor is and as such should not go onto a f*****g humor website! You know what else degrades women? Women like you who lash out retardedly against men just because you cant understand the concept of a joke. This makes you look as smart as a box of f*****g hair.

12/10/2008 12:44:32 PM
krushel420

haha hilarious video, best at the end!

12/10/2008 12:30:58 PM
krushel420

"This is sick and degrading. I bet that a man made this. You can quote me on that. Men are the source of all evil in the world."

It's a joke you stupid c**t.

11/23/2008 9:12:58 PM
galaxyrock

Heheheh, I loved this! It's so true. Some douchebags love this kind of juvenile fronting, and some silly little sorority girls fall for it, but they're only cheating themselves when they cheat each other. What FloydFTW said is too true, and if you want to attract someone you will want to keep, you have to be 100% honest. Even if that means a lot of stammering nerdiness. Hell, some people, myself included, prefer that type, but if you waste a lot of time pretending to be something else, you're not going to cross paths with the people who might really have found YOU interesting. So yeah, the vid was funny, but if you think about it there's a damn good point in it somewhere, too.

8/19/2008 5:54:24 AM
Wynne

haha awsome vid!! tho im glad i aint that kinda girl...

8/18/2008 12:24:31 PM
shadyzladii

Janis you know what's a source of evil in this world? You, once a month.

4/22/2008 6:56:40 AM
teqifsha

I really hope that no one actually believes this crap. But even more so, youforgetit is right: a lot of women fall for assholes. Thank God I'm not one of them.

3/24/2008 11:06:19 PM
GoldenArias

Hmm... I dunno. It kind of bugged me, but it's really just a satire of the fact that girls fall for assholes... which is unfortunately true lol.

3/24/2008 11:33:54 AM
youllforgetit

"If it's evil, it probably has a penis." Right. Anyway, Janis, the just-waiting-to-be-backhanded, why would you ever click on the title "The Being a Jerk Method"? Could you please go back to your feminist blog and leave us normal people alone? As a matter of fact, why is a b***h like you on cracked? It's clearly not your cup of tea

2/14/2008 3:26:44 PM
Snuff_the_Bitch

Janet. STFU.

moron.

2/14/2008 9:27:56 AM
Thungoda

This is sick and degrading. I bet that a man made this. You can quote me on that. Men are the source of all evil in the world.

2/12/2008 10:44:13 PM
JanisJoplin

This only attracts whores and stupid women...hence why half of those guys end up with STDs and so forth.

1/28/2008 11:28:52 PM
FloydFTW

If you cant get laid at a bar and have to resort to using a "method", then alcohol has failed us all

1/23/2008 1:45:57 AM
Harvey

cool video! look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213

1/21/2008 2:19:15 PM
nosirve41

I guess it's a nonviolent way of showing personal bravery in this post-"it's okay to stab people if they piss you off" age.

You don't even have to be a jerk to them. You just have to be a jerk.

1/16/2008 5:33:54 PM
emosamurai

Actually, being too much of a jerk doesn't work, but being a funny jerk will get you anyone. Teasing is the best way to do that.

1/15/2008 3:44:26 PM
Altec

We can 100% assure you that we made this video several months ago, well before the Wainy Days series even existed. Screened it at several of our NYC live shows at that point as well. Its in no way a rip-off, and if you want proof just message us, as we don't want to screw up the comment board. Thanks! -DTMT

1/15/2008 7:34:33 AM
DTMT
Cracked stuff on