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'The Being a Jerk Method' is written and produced by New York City sketch group Don't Touch Me There. See more of their films at DontTouchMeThere.com.




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Heheheh, I loved this! It's so true. Some douchebags love this kind of juvenile fronting, and some silly little sorority girls fall for it, but they're only cheating themselves when they cheat each other. What FloydFTW said is too true, and if you want to attract someone you will want to keep, you have to be 100% honest. Even if that means a lot of stammering nerdiness. Hell, some people, myself included, prefer that type, but if you waste a lot of time pretending to be something else, you're not going to cross paths with the people who might really have found YOU interesting. So yeah, the vid was funny, but if you think about it there's a damn good point in it somewhere, too.

Posted on 8/19/2008 5:54:24 AM

haha awsome vid!! tho im glad i aint that kinda girl...

Posted on 8/18/2008 12:24:31 PM

Janis you know what's a source of evil in this world? You, once a month.

Posted on 4/22/2008 6:56:40 AM

I really hope that no one actually believes this crap. But even more so, youforgetit is right: a lot of women fall for assholes. Thank God I'm not one of them.

Posted on 3/24/2008 11:06:19 PM

youllforgetit

Hmm... I dunno. It kind of bugged me, but it's really just a satire of the fact that girls fall for assholes... which is unfortunately true lol.

Posted on 3/24/2008 11:33:54 AM

Snuff_the_Bitch

"If it's evil, it probably has a penis." Right. Anyway, Janis, the just-waiting-to-be-backhanded, why would you ever click on the title "The Being a Jerk Method"? Could you please go back to your feminist blog and leave us normal people alone? As a matter of fact, why is a b***h like you on cracked? It's clearly not your cup of tea

Posted on 2/14/2008 3:26:44 PM

Thungoda

Janet. STFU.

moron.

Posted on 2/14/2008 9:27:56 AM

JanisJoplin

This is sick and degrading. I bet that a man made this. You can quote me on that. Men are the source of all evil in the world.

Posted on 2/12/2008 10:44:13 PM

FloydFTW

This only attracts whores and stupid women...hence why half of those guys end up with STDs and so forth.

Posted on 1/28/2008 11:28:52 PM

Harvey

If you cant get laid at a bar and have to resort to using a "method", then alcohol has failed us all

Posted on 1/23/2008 1:45:57 AM

cool video! look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213

Posted on 1/21/2008 2:19:15 PM

I guess it's a nonviolent way of showing personal bravery in this post-"it's okay to stab people if they piss you off" age.

You don't even have to be a jerk to them. You just have to be a jerk.

Posted on 1/16/2008 5:33:54 PM

Altec

Actually, being too much of a jerk doesn't work, but being a funny jerk will get you anyone. Teasing is the best way to do that.

Posted on 1/15/2008 3:44:26 PM

We can 100% assure you that we made this video several months ago, well before the Wainy Days series even existed. Screened it at several of our NYC live shows at that point as well. Its in no way a rip-off, and if you want proof just message us, as we don't want to screw up the comment board. Thanks! -DTMT

Posted on 1/15/2008 7:34:33 AM

Seems kinda like they ripped off Wainy Days, even with the costume the guy is wearing - http://mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=351

Posted on 1/14/2008 11:53:14 PM

"...now he has herpes."

That is definite proof that his method works.

Posted on 1/14/2008 9:12:18 PM

This video is pure gold. I do know a guy who seems to use this exact method. Funny thing it works, and now he has herpes.

Posted on 1/14/2008 2:20:47 PM

Ha Ha! Shame only certain women like this kind of man really. But i know a few who do and you have to ask yourself why is it douchebags who get all the girls?

Posted on 1/14/2008 2:08:54 PM

DC

No, we're on crack(ed)! I'm sorry I made you read that. That video was funny though.

Posted on 1/14/2008 12:03:28 PM

Eric

that was awesome, if you don't like it you're on smack.

Posted on 1/14/2008 11:59:14 AM
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