Prince

Prince could ball and make pancakes. That's right, in addition to being the most talented musician of all time, Prince was great at making unbelievable stories just, like, what happened on a Tuesday. The New Girl star was a truly eclectic personality, with so many songwriting surprises and musical what-ifs that the only thing we're surprised by is how The Rolling Stones ran off Prince. Their fans, anyway. Oh hey, wanna spend the rest of your day pining for something awesome that could've happened? Prince and Michael Jackson almost collaborated. Isn't that frustrating? Gah, if only. Read on for more insane Prince stories: