Organized Crime

As far back as we can remember, we've always wanted to connect cartels and avocados. That's right, for all their style and flair and expensive houses and cool guns, cartels are pretty kooky places. And don't even get us started on Mafia hijinks, those go all over the place. You catch that subtle Goodfellas reference we worked into the opener? It's hard to miss, we know. Well, turns out ol' Henry Hill stayed messy, living a life not necessarily better but at least more exciting than egg noodles with ketchup. And if you read “Mafia” and thought “what other words start with M?" then first, we bet you're good at Wordle, congrats, and second, check out this wiseguy who worked for Marvel

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