Nickelodeon
Submitted for approval of the Midnight Society: can we talk some Nickelodeon? The Gak-covered TV juggernaut of the 90s, Nickelodeon was somehow way wilder than we remember. Specifically, Legends of the Hidden Temple got REAL traumatized kid-sy. We can only shudder at the horror of behind-the-scenes orange soda accidents that must've taken place on Kenan and Kel. If Kel injured Chicago Bulls guard Ron Harper on camera, imagine what was on the cutting room floor, amirite?
The 2000s saw Spongebob and his nuclear fallout-surviving Bikini Atoll buddies assume the mantle of flagship show, providing doe-eyed reminders that sexuality is a spectrum and that non-moving organisms can be the heroes of the ocean floor. Now all we need is that Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide reboot, and the network will be back on top again.
15 Spooky 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark' Facts For Approval Of The Midnight Society
The show that was basically ‘90s kids’ "The Twilight Zone."
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4 5 Spongebob Secrets Nickelodeon Wants Buried Under The Sea (VIDEO)
Today we finally reveal all of Spongebob's dirty, adult secrets that Nickelodeon almost certainly wishes we'd leave buried under the sea.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Wait-- 'Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl' Actually Looks Good
April O'Neil fistfighting SpongeBob was something we never knew we needed.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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We've Got An Exclusive Regarding SpongeBob SquarePants's Atomic Origin Story
It seems our favorite animated underwater fry cook may actually live in a *radioactive* pineapple under the sea.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nickelodeon, Can We Please Get A 'Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide' Reboot?
Here's what Ned Bigby himself, actor Devon Werkheiser, had to say about the possibility of a 'Ned’s Declassified Adulthood Survival Guide.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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19 Embarrassing Early Tech Logos
Sometimes your first instinct is the worst one.
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'Legends Of The Hidden Temple' Was Nightmare Fuel
Only the 90's could produce a show this traumatizing.
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- By Dan Duddy
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SpongeBob Somehow Reminds Us Sexuality Is A Spectrum
Our sexual preferences grow and change throughout our lives, like terrifying little cuttlefish.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes
Make green slime canon, you cowards.
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- By JM McNab
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A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts
SpongeBob already played it fast and loose with reality, but this is gonna be a whole new mess.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Episodes Of Nickelodeon Game Shows That SOMEHOW Aired
Being on one of these shows woulda straight-up sucked. And not just because of the slime.
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- By Chris Rio
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5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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