France: the Final Frontier. Wait a second, that's not right. Alliteration on point, though. France was the original home of the Minions, so that's something. Also the adopted home of Emily (Paris, specifically). As non-billionaires, we're big fans of French political debate and the silly little France-Belgium border disputes that crop up any time someone makes a “oui oui sounds like pee pee” joke. Oh, and we absolutely love how France sent a cat to space. Seriously, that's every bit the cultural capstone achievement that baguettes and brie is. Congrats to your presumably now existential ennui-plagued cats, France. 

Read below for more of the most important facts you must know before visiting France: 

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