Capitalism is a vampire, sucking at the blood of society and depleting its life force until we get so desperate for vampire movies to describe our reality we start watching Twilight again. Although we'd be better off getting our jollies from that titan of anti-capitalism, Studio Ghibli. We're talking about movies so much because capitalism is really good at misinterpreting movies, so much so that some right wing loons think Squid Game is pro-capitalist. Because the real truth of capitalism is it's a helluva drug. It'll so potent it makes Wall Street pee itself over Chile. Better make like D.A.R.E. and Nancy Reagan and just say NO to capitalism. 

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