Bill Murray almost played Batman, a feat that is one bacon sandwich away from shutting down the internet roughly 2008-2014 (presumably in epic fashion, perhaps with an error message delivered via lolcat). Yes, the Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou star is one of the internet's OG mythological creatures, and it's easy to see why. Hilarious, cool, and down-to-earth with fans, there is a Bill Murray for every situation (especially when feeling like you've lost the Christmas Spirit, we believe the term is “Grinchy”). Did we mention Bill Murray is great on talk shows? Oh boy, is he. Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to go put on a hard hat and read poetry.