Remember that scene in The Matrix where they plop Neo in a dentist's chair and download kung-fu into his brain? That's what we're going to do here, except by the end of this download you'll know Bill Murray, not kung-fu.
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‘When I was 25, all I did was just scream, ‘Sellout! Fucking sellouts! Corporate sellout! Industry bullshit!’ I looked back on it and I realized, ‘Oh, I was screaming sellout because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling.’