The 5 Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Be Hip

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Church Plays Techno Music Like a Club

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Since most young people these days spend their nights grinding up on each other while synthesized music tears apart their eardrums, priests at Church of All Saints in Stockholm decided that techno music was the obvious solution for recent attendance problems.

And, because apparently there are no dance clubs in Sweden, it totally worked. So much so, in fact, that the church had to add extra seating to accommodate the scores of revelers who turned out to raise their glow sticks in praise of Jesus.

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Need a Quick Prayer? Visit the Prayer Booth!

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Tattoo and Sermon at the Same Time

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Beatboxing Sermons

Beatboxer-turned-reverend Gavin Tyte of the U.K. thought that his sermons were getting a little boring and did the only logical thing a person could do to change a situation like that -- he started beatboxing. While his routine isn't bad, he's still a beatboxer. It's kind of like being good at miming. But hey, if that's what the kids are into, it's probably worth a shot.

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Personalized Funerals

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Some churches in the U.K. have begun offering modern, personalized funerals, because if there's anything dead people care about, it's the way they're sent off to the afterlife.

If the dead person in question really loves motorcycles, this is the company that will make sure that the funeral for that person involves motorcycles. You could probably arrange a themed funeral yourself, but you look like much less of a crazy person when you have a company do it for you.

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