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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway, Part 2

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October 22, 2017

31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway, Part 2

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As we've shown you before, not everyone is terrified by monsters under the bed or in the closet. Sometimes our phobias are a lot stranger, and yet make a lot more sense.

For example ...

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If I sleep with a part of my body hanging out of the bed, some demonic creature is going to grab it during the night and drag me away.

30 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

I always freak out whenever I have to take a drug test for a new job. For some reason I just know I'm going to fail it, even though I've never done dr

29 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Even as an adult, I avoid lingering in front of things with a huge empty space beneath them because I always imagine that a pair of clown hands will e

28 Entry by Moses Armstrong

After dark, I'm always sure that there's a scary dog behind every corner.

27 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

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I have a deep and awful dread of balloons. I don't mind a bunch of securely tied balloons but when I see a rogue balloon floating around unattended I

23 Entry by PookieJones

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18 Entry by melissafox134

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17 Entry by 2017hannah

Any time 0 see a snake in the road when I'm driving, lock my doors. DEVIOUS BASTARD.

16 Entry by Moses Armstrong

Sometimes D wake up with the idea in my head that I've got some kind of memory disorder, and I'm years older than I think I am.

15 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

x Whenever I hear a plane flying by, I always get a mini panic attack imagining an invasion, even though there is no indication of a war breaking out

14 Entry by ThirdRock

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13 Entry by Dsackos33

As a kid, my uncle convincd me that the weeds in our yard would BITE ME if I got too close... Now, I get nervous anytime get near the little bastards.

12 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

Whenever I'm lying with my head on my desk, 0 feel like I'm giving someonea chance to decapitate me.

11 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

I've heard enough ghost stories to know there's a chance I'm going to find some creepy little dead girl inside my elevator once the doors open.

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Despite having been at my job for many years, I am afraid at any moment that my boss will come in and say: We figured out that you have no idea what

6 Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKED.COM I REFUSE TO SWIM NEAR A BUNCH OF SEAWEED BECAUSE THEY COULD GRAB ME AND PULL ME TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

5 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKEDG CONT I am terrified that someday I'm going to wake up with my mouth ful of spiders.

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3 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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2 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

KNOW I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH, BUT HAVE A FEAR THAT MIGHT BE WRONG AND THAT e WILL LOSE IT AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME.

1 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

Ever since childhood I've been scared that if I look in the mirror for too long, or if I turn around and then look back, my reflection will do somethi

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