20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

The Star Wars Universe is more confusing than Leia kissing Luke. While we are busy staring at all the cool lasers and fast ships and super handsome scoundrels, there's a lot of inconsistencies occurring that, when you notice them, can never be unseen.

(A special shout out to Comunacho for thinking up this contest, and subsequently using the Jedi Mind Trick to get us to run it.)

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Entry by Comunacho

17171 AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) Walkers are very poorly designed as armored transports. In a universe where fast flying ships exist, a w

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Chewbacca. Kashyyyk. CRACKED cO COM Wookiee names are sure a mouthful. ROOOARRGH A MOUTHFUL THAT WOOKIEES ARE UNABLE TO PRONOUNCE.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

CRACKED.COM WHY DIDN'T THE EMPIRE CLEAR OUT THE FOREST ON THE MOON OF ENDOR IN A RADIUS OF SEVERAL MILES AROUND THE SHIELD GENERATOR? The Empire could

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With a front-facing viewport and huge panels on the sides TIE FIGHTERS SEEM TO BE DESIGNED TO GIVE THE PILOT AS POOR VISIBILITY AS POSSIBLE. CRACKED.G

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CRACKED Artificial intelligence is SO advanced that droids have distinct personalities. YET IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE USED FOR MUCH OUTSIDE OF THE DROIDS

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If you want to travel by land, you have two choices: RIDE SOMETHING THAT WALKS RIDE SOMETHING THAT HOVERS WHY NOT USE WHEELS? Even on rough terrain wi

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Why didn't the Emperor feed the Alliance wrong information about the second Death Star? PALPATINE COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM THE RIGHT COORDINATES, BUT WRO

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20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

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THERE'S AN ATMOSPHERE INSIDE THE SPACE SLUG. You can't breathe it, but it keeps your blood from boiling without a space suit. (And it allows flying cr

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CRACKED The Millennium Falcon's defense blasters could conceivably be controlled from anywhere in the ship, or completely automated. INSTEAD, YOU HAVE

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CRACKEDGOM The First Order doesn't have the power or the resources of the Empire it succeeded. YET IT MANAGED TO BUILD A WEAPON WHOSE SIZE, RANGE, AND

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Entry by Alex Buchanan

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Entry by PookieJones

20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

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Entry by Lizzy Chrome

Han, Leia and Chewbacca, all Rebel soldiers, think Lando is a selfish coward for selling them out to the Empire... ...to protect the millions of civil

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Entry by Manx MacReady

20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Why does the Empire use very fast and fragile vehicles in a dense forest? Using speeder bikes in an obstacle-rich environment is begging for trouble,

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Entry by Busteq

why do all Star wars' planets... Have the same gravity... Regardless of their size? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Manx MacReady

CARRYING A 300LB CYBORG IS TOUGH. DRAGGING HIM WILL KILL YOUR BACK. WilL liL IF ONLY THERE WAS A FORCE THAT COULD HELP.

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In the sarlacc's belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering AS YOU ARE SLOWLY DIGESTED OVER 1, 000 YEARS. Except that you'll die from