So you saved up a whole bunch of cash so you can go on the most ballin' vacation ever. But where to? Well, quite frankly, you really shouldn't take our advice. We'd be failing you if we didn't recommend blowing all that hard-earned money on visiting one of these horrifying amazing places.

So take a look at this totally creepy beautiful travel guide AuntieMeme put together and start planning your hellish demise incredible vacation today!

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Pet lover? You might be tempted to visit Anderlecht Veterinary Surgical School. It closed in 1990, but the buildings still stand. Don't. Unless you li

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When in Japan, visit Takakonuma Greenland Amusement Park. It closed in 1975, and again in 1999. Good luck finding Takakonuma. It's not on any official

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The Kuku-Kuku people of Papua have a unique burial ritual. They smoke their dead over a fire. As the bodies are being smoked, relatives will stab them

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There's a ship graveyard in Muynak, Uzbekistan. It's in the middle of a desert. Muynak was once a bustling fishing port by the Aral Sea, but the Sovie

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Sedlec Osguary seems like a nice place to worship. JaHaJEelet Especially if you like being surrounded by human remains. It's a Czech chapel decorated

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If you're a fan of zomlie flicks, you'll love Herxheim. It's a mass grave of corpses with human bite marks. Herxheim was mysteriously abandoned about

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Pigeons love Creedmoor asvlum- particularly Building 25. Specifically, they love to poop there. Although Building 25 is abandoned, some parts of the N

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Fort Alexander in St. Petersburg is known as the Plague Fort. It was the site of some horrifying science. In the late 19th century, this brick and iro

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