When fans insist on comparing everything in the world to Harry Potter, the obligatory response is "Please, read another book." But we're convinced people have far to go before they're done analyzing the wizarding world. We've rounded up messed-up sides of this universe before, and now, here are even more underexamined ways this story is darker than you realized.

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